Hahaha omg that's hilarious. I hope he lived

I can't believe that guy is still active. Or alive.

Thank you. This is glorious!

I watched this with my wife and we both cried laughing

• I like my water like I like my vitamins. CHEWABLE

you... chew... soup?

I thought it was xylitol?

Not a full bag, just a few gummy bears. Maltitol is not to be trifled with

It was a funnyjunk user who ate a whole bag of sugar free gummy bears and showed what the aftermath was of that decision

There's too many beans stories and search sucks these days... I just went on a tangent and read my daily limit of green texts

It is fun to know there's a story out there I've yet to come across though, I'm sure I'll stumble upon it someday

When I broke and dislocated my arm a few years ago, four months' worth of hospital visits drained my bank account, over $2,000 gone. It was also draining hundreds from my brother's account, and then the week before Christmas I got hit with a bill for over three thousand dollars to cover the rest of the services rendered, due Christmas eve.

The services that were rendered included having my arm eyeballed by a doctor a few times, two xrays, and that's it. Nothing for the pain ("Just mix ibuprofen and Tylenol"), nothing to rehabilitate the strength I lost in that arm, just some dick in a coat poking my arm and charging me hundreds for the opportunity.

Had I not gone to the hospital, I wouldn't have been left penniless. Combine that with my severe anxiety disorder and now I feel fight-or-flight fear responses any time I have to spend more than $100 on something.

Oh yeah, then a few months after that a friend of mine elsewhere in the country fell ill. He didn't think it was major enough to warrant hospital fees, especially since he was uninsured and made little money. About a week later his condition suddenly went critical, and the next evening his sister informed me that he was dead in the hospital. Leukemia. I'd still be talking to him if it weren't for the American wealthcare system.

An ambulance ride you didnt even want can run you thousands of dollars.

Yes it's an insane and wildly corrupt system. Just getting seen the hospital is 700+

I have a prescription that costs $15 a month with insurance. Without insurance its $265 a month.

Nah an ER visit will chew through your deductible