People are stupid and get confused when in a panic. So we put pushbars on Emergency exits. Multiple redundent signs to say how to get out. Why are our cars any different.

rotisserie roasted Cyberfrucked

Integrated cremation

Sheehan was driving home when the Cybertruck “left the road” and struck a large concrete culvert, after which the vehicle’s “hyper volatile” battery system went into “thermal runaway” – a chain reaction of short-circuits ultimately resulting in uncontrollable temperature escalation – and caught fire.

Once power was lost, it was impossible for Sheehan to open the Cybertruck’s electrically operated doors in the normal way, the complaint goes on, highlighting a major issue that has similarly doomed others riding in Teslas. The external door handles also failed to work, and the emergency manual door release handles within the Cybertruck are “unreasonably difficult to locate in an emergency,” the complaint states.

These design problems are so glaringly obvious that the fact Tesla hasn't bothered to fix them gives big "fuck you" vibes. A company's culture comes from the top.

How appropriate that a Swastitruck cremates its drivers.

Elon: If the bones disintegrated, how do you know anyone was even in there? 😏

The perfect fake death.

Take out huge loan. Take out massive life insurance policy. Flip Tesla. Ignite.

Idk, head to somewhere with no extradition by cargo boat or some shit.

Edit: okay there's a flaw. You gotta drive a cyber truck.

okay but that's pretty fucking metal

Load up batteries into a Swastikar with a massive number of recalls that was manufactured by a company run by an ultimate idiot who lives by "move fast and break things" ...

What did you think you bought? Something good? 🤡 🫏 🖕 💩

That's 2,760 C. holy shit. poor guy. I'm so glad these hunks of rubbish are banned here in the UK

You signed your death warrant when you bought an Incel Camino

It's all computers!

a 100k charcuterie machine, a mobile crematorium, or a venison slicer. a swiss army knife of cars.

Technician A: "Here's where the infant went through the windshield. Three points."

Technician B: "The teenager's braces around the backseat ashtray would make a good "anti-smoking" ad.

Technician A: "The father must've been huge. See how the fat burnt into the driver's seat with his polyester shirt? Very "modern art."

5 out of 10: Shit car; great Viking funeral.

So they're providing free cremation services now eh?

I don’t know how so maybe this isn’t entirely true, but I’ve seen past news reports of Cybertrucks having to be buried due to the temperature of these fires. Supposedly they burn so hot that they are difficult to extinguish.

Another reason to ditch teslas

Yeah, but in his defense I don't think there's anything in the safety regulations about post mortem remains being identifiable. LOL.

Cybertrucks are capable of falling apart, underperforming, looking stupid, and incinerating their occupants.

You can also broadcast that you're a Nazi by driving one.

Inexplicably, sales are down.

You've heard of rolling coal, get ready for rolling crematorium

"Burning bones entirely requires extremely high temperatures. An environment of 1292 degrees Fahrenheit (700 degrees Celsius) is necessary to incinerate bones completely."

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The lawsuit is about being trapped in the vehicle, not about the batteries catching fire. You can burn to death in a gas-powered car as well, but chances are you’d be able to open the door handles in any other vehicle after a crash. That’s the safety problem they are suing over.

Damn, good way to unalive someone and leave no evidence but a faulty truck.