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[–] 164 points 1 year ago* (8 children)

Can this motherfucker just have a coronary already? Where are those etsy witches again when you need them.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Quick someone keep sending 'hamburders' to the white house daily.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago*

    All it would take is one brave McDonald's worker...

    Though I'm picturing Stephen Miller as Trump's "McD's taster" and he makes him taste every fillet-o-fish first before eating it himself.

    In which case, win/win.

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  • [–] 115 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I mean, I want to make sure that people aren't killed

    THEN STOP KILLING PEOPLE YOU ORANGE CHEETO CLOWN

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  • [–] 86 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    "If I had to enact it, I'd do that. If people were being killed and courts were holding us up or governors or mayors were holding us up, sure, I'd do that. I mean, I want to make sure that people aren't killed. We have to make sure that our cities are safe," he added.

    But people already are being killed. By ICE.

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  • [–] 80 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    .... and the rest of the US government just stands there like an idiot

    This orange idiot doesn't have any power ... only the power that is given to him, offered to him or allowed to him. He isn't an all powerful God-King .... it's an entire organization of people in government that allow all this idiocy to happen.

    This leader just represents everything wrong with American government. What a bunch of idiots. I wouldn't mind all this if it would just affect America but these morons are on track to destabilize the entire world.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I don't know, our influence isn't exactly a good thing at the moment but most of the rest of the world seems to be doing a pretty good job of destabilizing on its own. We're just further down the path than they are.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The longer this is allowed to go on the more I find myself rooting for a military coup where they just purge 80% of the (remaining) government and all of the billionaire class that brought this on and we just start over.

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  • "floats the idea" like declaring martial law and suspending elections was ever NOT the plan. Gfy.

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  • [–] 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Donald J. Trump is a rapist and a pedophile. He is a traitor to the US. Trump is the end of America.

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Invoking the insurrection act against the most powerful and populous states in the union without even a figleaf of justification would be a wild unforced error.

    Things must be worse for the fasc than we thought if they're making telegraphing desperation moves like this

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago

    They're being blamed for the shutdown and the economic self-inflicted self-own. So they're holding more of the bag than Dems right now and even the cult isn't happy with the Epstein files non-release. They've still got their cult beast on a leash but it's upset and needs some meat to distract it and aim it at something/someone else like Mamdani.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Ha. Bastard will invoke the Insurrection act for a related cause in 1992, human rights for minority populations.

    But the only thing getting damaged this time is the fascist ego.

    There are no buissnes being looted. The only assaults are federal enforcement, and the only arson so far has been MAGA on a judge's home.

    His invasion of Chicago isn't going as they hoped. The government shut down without the ability to confidently restart it. Trump's body is probably more grafted sacrificial children and cybernetic implants keeping him barely alive. There's a looming economic crash. Inflation is beyond his control and it's all on purpose and the people know it.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Yep. If he was competent, he would have declared the insurrection act in January, maybe early February after building up a casus belli

    He could have ridden that momentum all the way through, by the time people got upset they'd be afraid

    Now? It's too late. No one is buying it, no one has an appetite for it. He doesn't have the momentum to blow past the courts, no one in his administration has the conviction to put their balls on the table, and so we have this weak, performative version of a takeover that appeals to no one

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    These guys keep pretending certain cities are not safe. Even if they weren't, what The Annoying Orange is doing is not helping anything.

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    Unfortunately maiming police officers, threatening to hang the vice president, and smearing poop in the halls of the US capitol are perfectly fine, but existing peacefully in Chicago on any given Tuesday is a crime against humanity

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago

    Your last voted president America

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago

    This right here is the setup for another civil war. I think that as long as Trump is president civil war is inevitable.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Hopefully on himself

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    [–] 13 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Trump floats

    I highly doubt that.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Actually, I'd be more surprised if he sank. Fat is bouyant, and he's got a lot of it.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    All he has to do is lie. He knows how to do that.

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