Low trophy

...Medium? I like them fried over easy so I can dip toast in the yolk, but the whites aren't runny at all.

Entropy side up please

Isn’t scrambled lower entropy? Like how dye in water moves from fully concentrated at one point to fully diffused throughout the water?

You had to do work to scramble them and now it would take a lot more energy to get them back to separate the white from the yolk so it looked like the hard boiled.

This is all completely wrong, I was thinking about Gibbs free energy decreasing with spontaneous reactions.

Fertilized

Mr. Bungle - Egg

Not overcooked, not scrambled.

There is another one...

I wish you'd take them raw.

Either, eggs are amazing in all forms... but those are both overcooked.

Those scrambled eggs are separated into small clumps. I bet they're too dry, have overcooked bits, and weren't mixed well.

Someone needs to go back to scrambled egg school.

And now I feel like an egg snob.

Don’t discriminate based on entropy level, but each level has a best in class:

Low: Soft boiled (8:30 sec)

Medium: Over easy

High: Propper fluffy scramble (10% butter, constant whisk)

Green. With ham.

CrEdit: Sidney Harris

Bloody

I like mine boiled until the yolk has the delicious consistency of earwax

so, when you drop an egg on the floor, you increased its entropy too much, and since entropy isn't reversible, your dropped egg isn't recoverable

Mmmmmm high entropy ægggggsssss

In a cake.

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