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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 13 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Virtually all food is gross if you think too hard about it.

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[–] makyo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Apples?

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[–] Flames5123@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Could have a worm in it.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 1 year ago

Or worse: Half a worm.

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[–] xwolpertinger@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

Engorged tree genitalia and ovaries that try to trick you into swallowing their embroys so you crap them out later.

Don't trust them.

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[–] makyo@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago

Huh that is pretty gross

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