I have the mind of an artist who needs a vacation.

Nah, this is clearly just the part halfway through the episode before Bob Ross saves the painting by putting some happy little palm trees in there

If you see a beach

Don't think of a pink elephant

The door actually looks ok. The sill on the other hand......

I hate sand.

Jokes on you, I'm on vacation. Now if only I could relax...

What if I see a snowy field on a bright cloudy night?

I saw a crab.

Still mostly do.

Not sure what that means

I need a vacation. So true

Maybe an Irish beach. I do love some ocean views.

Best beach I've been to is Turks and Caicos. I would live there if I could. Maybe retire there and escape all bullshit.

I do indeed have the mind of an artist. I keep it in a small jar under my bed.

I've never been on a vacation that wasn't with my parents :(

Both. I'm stressed because i should take things less easy and slow and get things done instead of procrastinating.