I'm thinking a Charlie Kirk Chia pet and a Capri Sun

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    Chud is a slang term used online to refer to people who are considered far from socially normal and unpleasant to be around. The term, undergoing slight changes in its meaning over the decades, has maintained its usage as an offensive and negatively connotated word. Starting in 2020, the term spawned the Chudjak, Avatar Chud, and GigaChud memes as it was increasingly connected with the alt-right.

    https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/chud

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Back in my day, it referred to a penis that is wider than it is long. Today it refers to something far less pleasant (ultra right-winger).

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    if he and your sister^[i guess i can assume your sibling's gender here] are people you plan to continue to maintain contact with, you should aim for something that will be conducive to improving your relationship with them rather than further deteriorating it. and if they aren't, then nothing.

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  • Get him a Hollow Point USA T-Shirt :D

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago
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    Ornamental Charlie Kirk Memorial Fountain

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    Make a donation in his name to a trans youth charity.

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    Unironically I wish those of us who haven't socially isolated from our MAGA cunt relatives could do so.

    I cut my parents out fully from my life and my mental health is much better as a result.

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    Does the Chia pet have a convenient drainage hole in the neck? If not, missed opportunity.

    Maybe a bar of soap, deodorant, and toothpaste/toothbrush? C.H.U.D.S. can probably benefit from some hygiene products.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    get him some bootstraps so he can get his own present

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  • Das Kapital in the original German

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Ok I think I got it. Turning Point is giving away a free hat with any donation. Make a $1 donation and give him the Chud hat.

    It'll cost TPUSA more than a dollar to ship you the hat so you're making them lose out too. Fair warning, I haven't vetted this link. I got an ad for it on facebitch and remembered your post and came back here. 90% sure it's legit. Would still use a ghost card and give ideally give them an address that's not actually mine that I had access to to get the hat so they don't put me on a mailing list.

    https://secure.anedot.com/turning-point-usa/tpusa47hat

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  • Trump body pillow.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    This painting is good too. I paint I’d be willing to replicate it for you jk

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    Charlie's already being made into chia pet ❔️❔️❔️❔️ wat

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