Psh, hot dogs would obviously have 4 legs. They're dogs after all.
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There's precedent for tall:
1 leg at each end obviously not a good runner
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The words “horizontally” and “vertically”: 😢
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Upright, of course.
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This is already settled science.
Everyone talks about hot dogs, but what about cold cats? 🤔
Top is running like Naruto
As much as I want it to run tall wise, there is clear evolutionary pressure to run longwise so the dog doesn't fall out of the bun.
There is no way the hotdog could evolve sanding upright
I mean obviously the long way, because that's how hotdogs are generally anthropomorphized.
Next you're gonna ask if Mr. Peanut has his legs on his chest instead of his nutt.
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Depends if you're drinking a Rainier with it.
If Amazing World of Gumball taught me anything it’s that hot dog men walk and run upright. It’s not up for debate, even.
Evolution would optimize for the environment; currently unanswerable.
Horizontally is the more aerodynamic option and hence superior
Depends on the condiments
This looks like Karameru’s art style.
Luckily there's a racing game that came out this year that answered this long asked question.
Settled ages ago. And the legs are on the bun.
I think they would be able to revert between the two. Yeah. I stand by that.
Its a dog at the end of the day, so what if its just hot?
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