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[–] 165 points 1 year ago (3 children)

FWIW, his official social accounts posted "rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated" 5 hours ago.

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  • [–] [S] 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Oh lol, this is the only social I really keep up with, so if it doesn't make its way here I wouldnt see it lmao

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  • [–] 117 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    "Shatner was taken to a local hospital to get checked out, with the source saying the actor was good and resting comfortably."

    That article is like a full on obituary. I don't like it.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Resting comfortably... Wtf...

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    If you told me my 94 year old grandma was resting comfortably, I would be packing bags and checking flights.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    If you told me my 94 year old grandpa was doing anything other than putzing around in the yard, garage or woodshop I'd be in my car blowing through red lights.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    The phrase isn't worrisome unless the patient is in hospice. To me it just means he was seen by medical professionals and is chilling in a hospital bed while they double check labs and such. Been there, done that.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    If you're a celebrity over the age of about 70, I assume every media outlet already has your obituary ready to go and just update them if you do anything notable like winning an Oscar or getting done for noncing.

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  • [–] 62 points 1 year ago* (22 children)

    Once someone is in their 70s, you should be thinking they won't last long.

    When they hit 80s, you should expect any day now.

    When they hit 90s.. you should be amazed they are alive.

    I hope everyone lives long and prospers, i'm just trying to be honest with how things are today.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    When they hit 90s… you should be amazed they are alive.

    don't tell them though. "how the fuck are you still alive?" is probably not what they want to hear. :D

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Granny is going to be 92 this year. I do worry for her but she keeps chugging along.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    My paternal grandmother is the same. Turned 92 just a couple of weeks ago. Goes to the gym with me to lift weights 3 days / week!

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Mine still drives her car, except in winter, and goes to see her friends every day. Church every Sunday. I think this is the way I'll go...

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You never know what you are going to get. Her husband, both my maternal grandparents, my mother, my brother, and a cousin all predeceased her and it's likely my father will too.

    I expect I will check out early to avoid the pain of socialetal collapse due to climate crisis, but maybe I'll stick around long enough to see Halley's Comet again.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That is actually one of the things I look forward to. I was 10 when it came and think I'll be in my 70s (?) when it comes again. I remember looking up at it and wondering what it will be like to see it again.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    So many humans never get a chance to see it more than once. It will be special, I think. 2061. I'll be 81 if I make it.

    This is the first orbit of the comet that human society was able to track it the whole trip. You can find telescope photos of when it turned around this time.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    the biggest silver lining of the last accident i was in is they took away my elderly MIL's license.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    My grandmother will not drive in winter or when it's dark. Only during the bright hours of the day and only to see friends or perhaps a quick errand to the market. For the rest of it, she rides along with others when they go out.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Yes I feel like our culture could do a better job of "preemptive grieving", which I believe is sort of the implication of what you're getting at here.

    When Shatner dies, there will be such a lovely outpouring of support and kindness and reminiscence for him. But on his birthday just the year before that, where will that be? Nowhere really, or at best in drastically reduced quantity. The vibe of the birthday before most people's death, I think quite sadly, is something of like " wow, congratulations! It's so great that you're still here!! Let's all keep rooting for you to make it another year!".

    But wouldn't it be nice if we had something sort of like "preemptive funerals", and people could actually get to witness all that while they're, y'know, alive to witness it. Interesting...

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I don't know if that's such a good idea. I've been preemptively grieving Trump for a few months now and every new day is a disappointment.

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  • [–] 46 points 1 year ago

    Shatner scaring the crap out of the Star Trek fandom

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago

    Just blood sugar levels.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago

    God don’t you dare take this Kirk just yet.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    That headline was almost as scary as seeing him appear as a featured artist on your favorite band's upcoming album.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    I don’t think I have ever seen anyone so rotund make it to 94, he must have great genes

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Legend? Wait, do we not know if Shatner is real?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago*

    I don't know from everything I've seen of him or actually not seen of him because if he shows up at a Comic-Con he literally has to be hidden away and you can't even look into his direction without paying money. I don't think he's that good of a person overall. His character may be awesome and he may be fairly legendary in the acting community and the Star Trek community. But I just don't think he's that good of a person.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    This was what I feared when I saw a headline that Kirk was shot.

    I hope this Kirk is ok.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago* (7 children)

    Quick! Send him to that planet from the movie where he remains young forever!

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Patrick Stewart will just convince to leave so he can get into a fist fight with Malcolm McDowell before being crushed by a catwalk.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Speedy recovery, and all the best!

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Maybe lay off the White Claw, Shat!

    That shit is nothing but sugar and alcohol, lol

    J/k, please don't ban me - it's in the picture. I really hope he lives a lot longer

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    That was kind of my first thought, too.

    I keep picturing Tim Allen in Galaxy Quest when he wakes up with a hangover, lol

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    As much as I take cheapshots at him or Kirk, I wish him the best.

    Also, he is quite old, so we shouldn't be surprised by similar news.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I saw the first part (which I have faded) online and added my response.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    You fuckin' national treasure, my favorite Canadian.... actually, you are all national treasures.

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    Result of having socialized medicines c. 300 years in the future 60 years ago by the best Star Doctor this side of Ceti Alpha V; immortality and an allergy to Retnax.

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