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[–] 106 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My girlfriend had a heavy flow period yesterday. That much blood hasn't gushed from a pussy since Charlie kirk was shot

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  • [–] [S] 326 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    This shitpost was generated using AI Lemmy:

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  • [–] 69 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    AI slop is the proper way of honoring this fuckstick.

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  • [–] 137 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    He died as he lived, dismissing gun violence and lying about trans people. 😔

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    My dumb brain interpreted “lying about” in the sense of “with” or “around” and I was momentarily confused by the thought of CK lying with his head resting on a trans person’s chest. I need to get off the internet.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Sometimes, just sometimes - extremely rarely, ALMOST never - certain gun deaths are indeed ”worth it” as Charlie Kirk said

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I don't know if I'd classify any gun death as "worth it" in the manner of necessary to secure the "right" to bear arms. "Welcome" on the other hand...

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  • [–] 65 points 1 year ago (10 children)
  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Will nobody mention the wrong placement of the checks notes stigmata?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    It looks like John Candy and Dave Thomas had a baby.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Hey, John Candy was a really nice guy.

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  • [–] 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    How disrespectful!

    The hole was on the sides, not the front.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    What I cannot get about this arguement is that it's entirely circular.

    We cannot implement gun law because implementing gun law would violate the existing law. Yeah, that's called changing the law. Republicans do it all the time. Often to someone's detriment.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago

    Face is too proportionate to the head.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago

    The spout should be off to the right. Otherwise, it’s a great monument to a ventilated meat stick.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    I said it before and I will say it again here: that face is too big!

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    The smile isn't creepy enough.

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  • The face needs to be smaller on the head

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    My costume this year:

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    💀 I Loled at this so hard, the FBI spy van outside heard it.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Finally a good use of ai

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    I would like to piss on his face but I'm afraid people wanna drink water from a fountain 😢

    And lovely as my piss is, I dont think people who aren't expecting piss would enjoy it.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Pretty accurate except the head isn't big enough 😛

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    All memorials of conservatives are a type of fountain by way of being gender neutral bathrooms

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    [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Tell me I'm crazy...but this reminds me of a standup routine about "tracheotomy [sic] man".

    Except I can't find any references to this online. I could've sworn it was some cringe/edgelord comic like Dane Cook or something.

    Am I hallucinating?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    This looks like a fascist Chris Farley

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  • I'll take three!

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  • And it should be made of lead. You know, like Romans used to drink from.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I hope Oklahoma or whichever backwater hick buttfuck state installs these in every campus. Love to see it.

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  • [+] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Needs a blowtorch

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