It doesn't get much more snowflakey than when you threaten to bomb the UN because an escalator didn't work 🤣

Trump hates being embarrassed and not having things working just for him. This should accidentally happen more often.

The fact that Trump had to use an "every-man" escalator in the first place truly shows that the U.N. is a joke. They should have driven him to his seat on a skid with forklift, the fat ugly fuck.

Who gives a fuck?

Media needs to be mercilessly mocked for doing these, "was it sabotage?" videos.

Trump says something stupid? Sabotage.

Lies about something easily disproven? Sabotage.

Does his "jerking off two ghosts" dance? Oh, you better believe that was sabotage.

He said Trump's videographer had been traveling backwards up the escalator to capture his arrival with First Lady Melania Trump.
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The White House did not immediately respond to a request for comment on the U.N. findings.

However, a U.N. official said the White House had operated its own teleprompter.

The old tactic. Make up shit to start a fight and then pretend you never did it.

At least we all know Trump will acknowledge the truth of what happened and move on.

OMG.....it became....stairs. Walk up them you slob.

One of the running gags in the show Frasier was the dimwitted presenter, Bulldog, animatedly accusing everyone under the sun of stealing his stuff, only to then find it in the most obvious possible place.

I am not saying this Administration is dimwitted, but the story is uncannily similar.

Maybe next we can get to the bottom of other radical left conspiracies, such as:

"Why did the UN's wifi drop Trump's phone connection right as he was placing his McDonalds order??"

and

"What caused the UN bathroom lights to turn off after 26 minutes of Trump sitting on the can, when the motion sensor was clearly set to 30 minutes??"

Man, that scared shitless look on his face was great. You could just tell he was thinking "this is it".

Was the elevator antifa?

It was the INSURRECTION, I tell you!!111

I prefer to believe the escalator simply refused to move for him

I would have spent exactly zero seconds investigating this. Who gives a fuck.

I'm sure it wasn't his 6'3" 240lb frame.

Jimmy kimmel did this

Anyone put this to Curb theme song yet? :)

It was the Epstein Files that did it

Typical. Made a mountain out of a mole hill, forever the victim and now will refuse to admit he was wrong.

Did he fall? Or did he just stand there a few minutes?

Who is his videographer?

Well, he does hunch over a lot. But I doubt 5'10". I'm 5'10".