I could beat you in a gay-off most any day of the week

Bullshit, it's me.

Nope, it's me and I bet you can't prove me wrong.

Does the big burly black man still need to be drugged to fly?

a kind of worldwide spitroast

Whoever is gayest could change from moment to moment as individual scores fluctuate. Or maybe you have to look at it as an average of all those cumulative scores. Rich had a fleeting moment of straightness, in an otherwise 100% gay life, that puts him a hair behind Stephan, whose gayness has been unwavering since birth.

More likely though, I think whether you look at the cumulative, or second to second, its a many way tie.

that's a beautiful thing. so, what moment were you all at your gayest? have you ever been THE gayest?

So......like, born with TWO penis's, and both of them are super gay?

Most people never see your two penii, or your 37 nipples.

Much like IQ, once you're more than 2 standard deviations from the mean, there's no statistically meaningful way to measure additional queerness.

And the competition is fierce!

And it goes up and down at a certain gaydence.

But that doesn't change the fact that every moment there'll exist someone who is the gayest, it's just the same person may not hold that status for a very long time.

If and only if you can define "gay" on a one dimensional axis, otherwise it would be like plotting points on an N-dimensional graph, I'm pretty sure "gay" is a multiple dimensions thing.

So sadly we wont be getting a

tree: BinaryTree<Person> = BinaryTree::new_sorted_by(order_gayest);

anytime soon 😒

Yeah, but hes the gayest in the way that kids used to say it in the 00s...

Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex.

its about going out there and doing your best for the love of the game

I was bike curious, but later decided I'd rather have a Japanese bike.

Brennan, Lily, and Tao each have a moment during that episode where they're reading a thing and their brains turn back on in emergency mode and they realize to their astonishment what they're reading. I usually don't like cringe humor, but those looks are the reason I can still watch True Facts About Grant Anthony O'Brien.

Grant is bi...

If they sucked 2 cocks a day (conservative, I know) over a gay career of fifty years, that would be 36,500 cocks. Which is a very respectable number imo. But is that gayer than a guy in a committed relationship sucking the same cock 36,500 times?

But(t) am I the gayest for sucking the most cocks or because I'm the best?

Birdcage does set a high water mark, but he had a hard time being public about it so he's going to need to try harder

Probably Alan Cumming. I mean.

I dunno. Rip Taylor set a pretty high bar

Yes. Once base stats are at maximum, it's all about positions, gear, and situational awareness.

Doesn’t this imply gayness is discrete and there is a quanta of gay?

I've seen sexualities you people wouldn't believe. Drag Queens at the Fyre Festival off the shoulder of Orion's Disco. I watched sequined gowns glitter in the dark near the Berghain Entrance. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.