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[–] 54 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

Most uses of 'retard' are in variable names like B43legacy_OFDMTAB_ADVRETARD but we also have

The switch is so retarded that it makes our command/entry abstraction crumble apart.

and

we shouldn't need asm for this, but gcc is being retarded

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago

    If I am reading this correctly the Linux kernel needs to give more fucks…

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I added banana (for scale) and it's on the up and up: https://www.vidarholen.net/contents/wordcount/#fuck*,shit*,crap*,bastard,penguin,banana

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago
    [–] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Never understood why 'damn' is a swear word. Is it a religious thing?

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It'll never stop being funny to me how in the US it'a apparently considered pretty bad and even gets censored while here in germany it's one of those child friendly swears that you expect kindergarten kids to say.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    In Norway "shit" is considered the child friendly way of swearing since it's not religious. I still have no idea why it's considered swearing in English/USA

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Interesting, here in germany I'd say that's like a medium level swear (the sexual ones are what I'd consider high level, the religious ones usually no one cares about, at least in the north).

    I wonder if the 3 usual categories - religious, sexual, fecal - can be approximately ranked (at least with one being the clear "worst" or "least bad") in every culture or if sometimes it's all over the place.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    For comparison, "amazing" occurs six times.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    And most of those cases are of course using the word sarcastically

    collapsed list of themThe next function to implement is called, amazingly, next(); its job is to move the iterator forward to the next position in the sequence.

    if (lc->sync == NOSYNC)
    	for (i = lc->header.nr_regions; i < lc->region_count; i++)
    		/* FIXME: amazingly inefficient */
    		log_set_bit(lc, lc->clean_bits, i);
    else
    	for (i = lc->header.nr_regions; i < lc->region_count; i++)
    		/* FIXME: amazingly inefficient */
    		log_clear_bit(lc, lc->clean_bits, i);
    
    /*
     * Amazingly, if ehv_bc_tty_open() returns an error code, the tty layer will
     * still call this function to close the tty device.  So we can't assume that
     * the tty port has been initialized.
     */
    
     *   this header was blatantly ripped from netfilter_ipv4.h
     *   it's amazing what adding a bunch of 6s can do =8^)
    
    /*
     * I studied different documents and many live PROMs both from 2.30
     * family and 3.xx versions. I came to the amazing conclusion: there is
     * absolutely no way to route interrupts in IIep systems relying on
     * information which PROM presents. We must hardcode interrupt routing
     * schematics. And this actually sucks.   -- zaitcev 1999/05/12
    
     * corresponding ABS_X and ABS_Y events. This turns the Twiddler into a game
     * controller with amazing 18 buttons :-)
    
     * In an amazing feat of design, the Enhanced Features Register (EFR)
     * shares the address of the Interrupt Identification Register (IIR).
     * Access to EFR is switched on by writing a magic value (0xbf) to the
     * Line Control Register (LCR). Any interrupt firing during this time will
     * see the EFR where it expects the IIR to be, leading to
     * "Unexpected interrupt" messages.
    
     * Thanks BUGabundo and Malmostoso for your amazing help!
    

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I didn't add a star at the end for the word search, so at least for that example, the sarcastic ones were all 'amazingly' and consequently not counted, and the 'amazing' at the end seems literal. I haven't looked at any other cases, though.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Critical Raster Angle Protrusion

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Did you just enter your password on here?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Now do in GTA V source code

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    When there's an organic-looking decline that seems like a good sign, but the sudden sharp drops seem likely a sign of "corporate oversight" and not an actual improvement.

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  • TIL “damn” is an insult.

    I thought it was just an intensifier.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Coding is a very... emotional activity. We get a bit salty sometimes.

    I remember commenting a particularly bad routine with "Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate".

    There are also phrases such as "by the process of offending god, this somehow outputs..." and "This block was written by someone whose sanity was not so much questionable as it was entirely reprehensible - but it works".

    I also remember doing a search and replace of every instance of the word "fuck" with "[fornicate]" when bringing someone new onto a project.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Only one of them barely reaching 200. For the size of the Linux kernel I find these numbers surprisingly low.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I would have expected the comments to be pretty dry and to the point. Thos eare some interesting stats. 🤣

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    [–] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    How does that compare to the growth in size of the overall code base?

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

    The sharp uptick of crap flown around 2.6 piques my interest. As does someone's introduction of 'retard' into the vocabulary shortly prior. Must have been popcorn times.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I wanna know who refactored all of the fucks out of 4.18

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I don't think this uptick of 2.6 sounds fair to be interpreted as a timeline because it stuck around for five years. Also around that time embedded devices boomed, and LTS kept it alive well into 2010s. I bet there have to be a large amount of swears from the later developers tried hard to fix bugs.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I quite liked how the original Linux fix for the Spectre-style speculative execution bug on Intel processors was called "Forcefully Unmap Complete Kernel With Interrupt Trampolines", but alas, in the interest of diplomacy it was renamed to "Kernel Page Table Isolation" (KPTI) rather than "FUCKWIT".

    Doesn't feel like it was that long ago, but of course, all search results are dogshit in this new age: https://wccftech.com/intel-kernel-memory-leak-bug-speculative-execution-performance-hit/

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Meh, crap is barely a swear word is it?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Moreso than idiot though. It's almost always been considered a swear-word, but if you're looking for a stricter, smaller set, those go by "cuss-words".

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    I've never considered it a swear word. It's more of a euphomism for "shit". My criteria for "swear" word is whether it is something a kid can say in school with getting yelled at. I realize this may have changed since I was a kid.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    now … how many of those were by Linus?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago
    [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Swearing in source code points to a healthy and organic development.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    OK make a graph of swear words used by Linus and all others against Linus's age. I've a theory.

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    [–] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    What's with the defuckening?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Looks to me around the time that Torvalds shaped up

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I don't know. I kinda liked angry T-Dawg flipping off Bill Gates. It adds some friction sometimes, but sometimes it's nice to have a psycho on your team... Just not Stallman. He's too much.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    I'll take code with swear words over closed code with corporate babble anytime.

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  • [+] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I'd like to see this in a stacked graph.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I wanna see the mailing list

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  • 7 comments in c/linux@sh.itjust.works view that post
    [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    So it's still crap, but it has progressively fucked less over time

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    "Crap" is a swear word? Even my fundamentalist Christian, church 3x a week and weekly bible study groups father says "crap."

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  • What about "bastard" and "penguin"?

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  • when has idiot been a swear word?

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    [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Incidences of curse words in my electronic medical record:

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