A bear walks into a bar and says: "I'll have a …………………………………… beer."

The barkeeper asks: "Why the big pause?"

The bear looks down and answers: "I don't know. I was born with them."

If not fren y fren shape

Love to see some big daddies in the woods, but I'm thankful we only have black bears and I don't have to carry spray and a backup hand cannon.

I'm glad I don't live near them, I'd definitely die to bear attack when I give them great big snuggles.

Worth it though... What a way to go...