Oh, that explains why they don't drive cars
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Goddamn they live better than us in every way
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Me too, chimpsan. Me too
I mean, can you blame them?
Another point on the 'return to monke' scale.
Hell yeah, let's party.
If these primates have the same ability to drink as humans do, then they must have the same ability to drive a we do.
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Going to a chimp-only AA meeting really hits different.
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I know we evolved to handle ethanol, but thought it was a recent thing, since the invention of beer. Weird.
Yes, I understand we didn't evolve from chimps.
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Based :3 good uncle
The difference being that they don't know it's a poison.
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