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[–] 91 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I can’t believe he went with that picture. Like what was the direction ‘give me your best deer in the headlights look.’ ?

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  • [–] 112 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Some people have resting bitch face. Kash has resting unexpected colonoscopy face.

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  • [–] 49 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    He does look like he trusted a shart. Poetic justice there.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Both he and Trump look like they just shat themselves but have different reactions to it. Kash is panic mode while Trump is putting every atom of his being into not thinking about it and failing to do that so he hates everyone because they might find out.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I really like “you’ve activated my trap card” guy

    No idea who he is, that’s just a stupid fucking photo lol

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Oh yeah, you’re right I was so taken with Mr surprise butt okay, I missed looking at the others. Her face is so…trying to be resting bitch, then as someone else said trap card guy. tRump looking…. Well like he thinks he’s cool. What a collection.

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  • [–] 57 points 1 year ago*

    The "I'm trying to look tough while lacking any kind of self-awareness" stare.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago

    I mean, the full list of impediments to taking this administration seriously is, if printed as hard copy, a legitimate global deforrestation crisis.

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Does Kirk's wife have an unexpectedly large face for her head? No way.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    define bahenchod (बहनचोद):

    that asshole in the bottom right.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago

    We all knew this was coming.

    All conservatives are terrorists

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    guy on the top right is a walking time bomb

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    They're all trying to steal this look:

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    I heard that Trump did practice this look and it was modeled after Clint Eastwood.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Zoolander, too, could only turn right.

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  • Like the faces my cat makes while taking a shit

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  • [+] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • When you life a life of hatred it shows on your face

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    L-to-R, T-to-B

    1. Lithium Plastic
    2. Cocaine Laminate
    3. Methamphetimes Linoleum
    4. Peyote Fieldspar

    Can't compare to þe original, Blue Steel:

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    You wrote lithium and methamphetamines with th. I am disappointed.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I tend to not do it in proper names, and never in quotations; maybe þose don't really qualify as "names", not being capitalized. But, I often make mistakes and forget þem, and sometimes omit þem.

    Amongst þe comments calling me an idiot, I sometimes get a comment from someone who says þey've gotten used to þem - which is interesting to me, because I don't þink I've gotten used to þem. I suspect some people just have more flexible brains. I do wonder if þey boþer people who've grown up around immigrant communities less - like, if you grew up around dialects and pidgin English, are you less likely to take offense?

    It wasn't my intention or goal, but I've learned a lot from þis experiment.

    But I'm particularly sorry to disappoint you; I'll do better.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    I want to punch top right.

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  • [+] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)
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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I seriously feel like these are characters straight outta Dick Tracy and this is the cover page of an escaped from prison edition.

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  • The DreamWorks face was a choice.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Just like you would take clown-Gacey seriously.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    That one guy looks more like Zootopia (or any other CGI animated movie) than Zoolander with that eyebrow.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    The Dreamworks' face.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That lady on the top left, is she single?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Patel is cross-eyed as hell

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  • All these are perfect for a custom guess who board

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