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[–] 112 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I hope the witches encrypted their spells so they can't be traced.

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  • [–] 83 points 1 year ago (27 children)

    Please do Putin please do Putin

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (20 children)

    Слушай, ну Трамп это помощнее фигура. Я думаю что его ауру окутывают несколько слоев магической защиты +9

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago* (18 children)

    Причај српски да те цијели свијет разумије :3 Трумп и Путин си могу попушит курац :3

    Trump x Putin YAOI hentai?

    Or Andrej Plenković x Zoran Milanović YAOI hentai??

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Trump x Putin YAOI hentai?

    Brain bleach stat! Please. What a horrific mental image.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Wait till you see Trump x Kim Jong Un YAOI

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Why would you do that to me??!? I was having a perfectly nice day and then I get two awful images put in my head in the course of five minutes.

    Do not suggest making it a three-way between them, that image would be even worse.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Sorry mrrrreow meow. Reject humanity, embrace mrrrreow meow :3

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Can you send that to the dictators instead?

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    Aha, procitao profil...pa srecno sa time U Srbiju, Srbija je kaput.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Come fucking on. That is the most annoying thing I ever hear, why did you have to say it? I refuse.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    putin is kept alive by a rasputin necromancer, who help ressurected lich mcconnel too..

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Nonsense. Rasputin is long time dead and is only considered alive because he was resurrected as a zombie by Kirill, the head of the Russian Orthodox church. Putin can be kept alive only by sacrificing the US politicians like John McCain

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    OK so, in Wicca at least (not sure about other traditions) there's this thing called the Rule of Three: everything you send out will come back three times as hard, including with Magic.

    So, I wonder how the rule of three will deal with this?

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Charlie Kirk, Steve Bannon, Donald Trump. Go wicca witches, do your thing!

    Edit: I will also accept Tucker Carlson and Nigel Farage

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    Maybe one of them performed their spell over the dark web, with bitcoin as sacrifice.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    What's sad is because the current "administration" is so fucking stupid, they'll probably try to arrest these Etsy 'witches"...

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    ... Did they do Trump too? He's looking a little...stroke-ish.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Anybody got the email address of those witches? I got a gig for them.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    There's a part of me that knows, if the fbi or other goons draw up a search warrant (well, I guess subpoena since it's bank record) for that transaction, we will be hearing about some poor folks getting harassed for 'cursing' kirk.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    The thing is, this isn't a curse.

    A curse is what happened to Bill O'Reilly, to Tucker Carlson, to Glen Beck. Either there's a scandal reckoning, or the guy believes his own rhetoric a little too much and says something kooky or too far out the Overton window, or draws the stupidest chalkboard diagram and someone in FOX notices his average viewership is 72 years old, and retires his show.

    They take a serious demotion in popularity and a pay cut and all but retire. That's how witch's curses work when they do.

    However Kirk did suffer one of Charles Dickens' many curses. ( ...Charlie Dickens -- Charlie Kirk -- coincidence?) In A Christmas Carol the chapter on the visitation of the Ghost of Christmases Yet To Come. Wealthy people who have not empathy with nor sympathy for the rest of us folk eventually die and then are not grieved when they're gone (except by those who have to gain by presenting a sad face). Kirk wasn't one of the moguls, but he spread their rhetoric and was one of their ruthless minions.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    witches to do make uses of effective hexes and curses.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The same 7 people who are impressed by this vsauce video

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