He was a step below a Podcaster dude. What the fuck.

Oh no. Reaction lost a prominent mouthpiece. Big fuckin' whoop. There are plenty of annoying cunts right here on Al Gore's internet who will gleefully fill those shoes.

Like a pez dispenser. Full of insufferable assholes.

Man the pro fascism folks were waiting a long time to finally have a martyr. They tried with that Babbitt but they are really milking this one out as much as they can.

So they're adding "in honor" to a description of his career? What does that even accomplish?

May he rot quickly and be remembered by few

“We need to be very clear, you are not going to get gun deaths to zero,” he said. “It will not happen. You can significantly reduce them, by having more fathers in the home, by having more armed guards in front of schools. We should have a honest and clear reductionist view of gun violence, but we should not have a utopian one.”

Nancy Mace though, so not a serious suggestion, right?

It’s really crazy how he is being treated as if he was a high ranking military officer or an elected politician. He was just a hateful guy with a podcast.

If Charlie Kirk gets entombed in a place of honor I'll make it my life's mission to excavate that fucker's body in the least respectful way possible.

I don't like being a tinfoil hat guy, but I can't help wondering who this benefits the most. Sure seems like the right is capitalizing on this very quickly.

Other countries could be involved, it could just be a crazy person with a gun, it could be someone who hated his hateful messaging. We don't know.

How about we minimally figure out what actually happened before honoring a podcaster, who got killed, like he is a war hero?

I guess that's on-brand for this administration. His sole contribution to society was to piss people off for money by making a lot of stupid noises. It seems to be the only thing they respect.

Nothing says "cannon fodder" like this over-the-top response to his death.

I think when senator McCain, the veteran and hero, died, they insulted him.

Why not, he lied everywhere else he went

Someone please play yakety sax while this is happening

Or sad trombone

Or any other number of sonic shitposts

Carotid Artery Charlie: he lived by the shitpost; he died by the shitpost; his memory will be made fun of in shitposts.

I was wondering where the urinal was in DC

Oh, nancy, being loud and obnoxious like kari lake isnt going to get you on TRUMPS favour.

Fucking clown world

They can use his corpse to build a fountain with the water shooting out his neck.

What a disgrace

what a joke

They lay his ass in state at the capital and somebody is going to set it on fire.

So they can hide the Epstein Files in his casket?

What does it feel like to suck so bad?

This would be a good remembrance statue

Did she spray-tan herself pink to match the dress? I can't tell if that is a natural skin tone

Gross.

What a disgrace.

Is he getting a state funeral at this rate?

I don't see what's Oniony or even unexpected about this. He'll join the ranks of e.g. Huey Long.

Scum

He lied about everything else but he does not deserve to lie there.

seems fitting to bury him with the other fascists

How is this not the Onion

THE NATION OWES ETERNAL DEBT TO THIS HERO OF THE REPUBLIC, THIS GUARDIAN OF THE FLAG, THIS MARTYR OF THE UNION, THIS SAINT OF THE CONSTITUTION WHO CARRIED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ON HIS BLUE RED WHITE STRIPED SHOULDERS, WHOSE FACE SHALL BE ENGRAVED ON THE MOUNTAINS AND WHOSE NAME BE SUNG BY ANGELS AS HE ASCENDS THE HEAVENLY THRONE TO BE EMBRACED BY THE ONE TRUE LORD JESUS CHRIST, HIS SACRIFICE WRITTEN WITH ASTRAL FIRE AND FOREVER ECHOED THROUGH THE CHAMBERS OF POWER AND ANNALS OF HISTORY AND RETOLD BY THE LIPS OF PATRIOTS FOR MILLENNIA!