Next up: FBI confirms a firearm was used in the shooting.
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TIL that I could be in the FBI. Great detective work guys.
When you realize how low the bar is, you should never have imposter syndrome again. At this point the remaining federal government is only composed of Trump loyalists.
The claims of meritocracy replacing DEI are beyond ridiculous. How many campus shooters have ever just walked away like this? This was a high profile assassination. The fact that they still have not found the guy that did this, should let you know they either let this happen or they're now just completely incompetent. I'm leaning towards the former, but the latter is definitely a possibility.
Anybody can just be handed power and control under this administration, no matter how unqualified. That is how the right has been operating for the last 25+ years. Literally that is why people keep joining this grift. If you're willing to pledge loyalty, take advantage of people, and help destroy your own country, you can make bank.

The people that fund the right refuse to let a penny of their money go towards taxes to pay for public services, but they will literally throw absurd amounts of money at anything that promotes their agenda. They would pay somebody to publicly set their own money on fire, if it meant that person could convince a handful of people to keep voting Republican.
The really sad thing is, there is some truth to the left (or at least the Democratic party) becoming so comfortable being cemented in established norms and institutions, that they have managed to become exclusionary and made a big chunk of the U.S. feel alienated.
Like a lot of the institutions on the left have become what the Republican party was when the new right was first forming. Everybody "new" actually has connections to somebody already established in the party. They're usually somebody's kid, relative, or family friend, or they attended the same Ivy League and were recruited by somebody in the establishment.
I read a really interesting article years ago that spoke about that happening on Communist China back in Mao's time. Essentially all the folks who were competent retired/replaced by folks with connections to the party not the role. Thus corruption infiltrated.
I can't find the article and I don't remember the professor's name who wrote it but I remember thinking it was odd that a Chinese professor was writing about the government and letting it be published. I think he may have gotten in trouble after the fact or something else.
Crazy times to live when you see the FBI go from Darth Vader to Dark Helmet.
Holding press conferences with the visor down ... sounding loud, hollow and important ... every once in a while opening the visor to show an idiot trying to clarify what they said.
Right? Won't be able to have a serious movie about the FBI for the next 30 years
Their (they 're....i am incompetent)counting on AI to do the Darth Vader shit for Darth Helmet.... we're fucked
Do you mean to say it wasn't a random bullet?
I never would have reached that conclusion on my own, thank you FBI, you are truly the world's greatest detectives. Thinking outside the box!
His neck actually just did that by itself
Actually, he's such a gun afficiando that he regularly eats bullets for breakfast, but this time accidentally ate a live round which was later set off by stomach acid and propelled in an upward direction at a slight angle.
I feel like there are parts of the country where it does need to be clarified. Utah may be one of them. 😉
Be fair. They recently fired all their good agents. The sycophants that are left are trying their very best.
I don't think he was shot, I think his neck just did that
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No this wasn't a school shooting! This was targeted. The horror!
Now Trump is going to send the army to guard the streets of buttfuck nowhere Utah from all this violence, right? Right?
Oh don't worry, they'll institute police checkpoints everywhere across the country for "safety" and "national security". Worked great for Ireland!
Everyone knows the shooter was from Chicago, so this still counts as Chicago crime
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Of course he was targeted. The shooter is likely dead by now. They probably called it Operation Watch Charlie or something.
He was killed as a distraction.

Possible... but he had a lot of enemies, and there's more and more people with literally nothing left to lose in the USA every single day, so it was probably inevitable on a long enough timescale.
By that, do you mean Kirk made millions of people's lives worse? How exactly (other than by incessantly spouting bullshit)? Genuine question
Will this be excuse to send military to Utah or is he planning something else?
He's planning on going after all political dissenters from what he said when he addressed the nation yesterday
Trump sending the military to Orem would be really friggin weird. Unless he's sending a brigade of recruiters.
What was the timing of the US Senate vote to not release the Epstein Files?
I swear you people would watch World War III kick off, vomiting your own digestive system out from acute radiation sickness, and still be saying "This is just a distraction from Epstein!"
More than one thing can happen on planet Earth. It doesn't all have to tie back to Trump and Epstein.
Hey man, we’re giving him the care and consideration he gave to sandy hook
That's what someone who wants to distract from Epstein would say!
The World War 3 has already has started, just many are refusing to acknowledge it. If Ukraine won't stop Russia it will continue to the rest of the Europe. We already North Korea fighting within Europe.
Going back to trump, he is all about himself and no empathy towards others. He is willing to get Ukrainians and Palestinians killed in exchange for whatever putin and bibi are giving him. He had no problem of having two politicians assassinated to just distract from No King protests.
So yeah, I wouldn't put past him to use him for political gain, like excuse to deploy military in Utah or some other goal he wants to achieve.
Wasn't Kirk on the release Epstein files bandwagon anyway? That sounds like something that would let you fall out of favor.
We are no longer in the first term where there were people that would say "no" to him.
World War 3 has already has started
Wars start all the time and don't escalate into worldwide conflicts. This is like saying "The next recession has started, just look at X!!!" It's really easy to make a doomer take, but when the doom fails to materialize, it's always "okay, sorry, we got the date wrong... but soon! Doooooooom!" Any sort of take like this deserves a blanket response: put up or shut up. Let's see your bet on Polymarket.
He had no problem of having two politicians assassinated to just distract from No King protests.
Conspiracy talk. Show me the proof. Or show me your bet on Polymarket that we will eventually find evidence.
deploy military in Utah
Outside Moab and SLC (which are moderate), Utah is one of the reddest states in the union. From a despotic point of view, this makes no sense.
Wasn’t Kirk on the release Epstein files bandwagon anyway? That sounds like something that would let you fall out of favor.
Trump's administration might be more competent now, but Trump himself certainly isn't. If he found himself suddenly not liking Kirk, I would expect to see him trash talking on TruthSocial.
A far more likely scenario: all the recent political violence we've been seeing is the result of unstable individuals in a politically divisive climate with unfettered access to firearms.
I mean, Russia's certainly looking like they want to try at Finland again with those troop buildups, and they're propping up a lot of armed agitators in Moldova, as well as a lot of sabotage across Central Europe (and now a drone incursion accidentally-maybe-not into Poland). Sure looks to me like if Russia isn't an aggressor nation towards Europe, they're doing a damn fine job imitating one.
Do they have the troops, morale, equipment, money, or veterancy to effectively prosecute a war against a nation that hasn't undergone serious regime change recently? My money is personally on no success, but I'm definitely willing to say that Putin will give it a try. He has leashed his entire wagon to the horse named "expansionism", and he NEEDS some sort of victory to keep any semblance of public support, no matter how jaded his populace might be - otherwise his dictator friends might get ideas on seizing Russian lands.
and now a drone incursion accidentally-maybe-not into Poland
You don't fly a hundred of miles with a remotely controlled drone by accident.
Another thing is that to steer them they used Polish SIM cards. There was actually news that Ukrainians found Polish and Lithuanian SIM cards in short down drones, back in July, so this escalation was planned for weeks.
I'm not saying that Russia isn't being a class-a douchenozzle. I'm saying it hasn't escalated yet, there is still plenty of space for de-escalation, and predicting the future is really hard.
Sure that wars start all the time, but they typically is happening in unstable countries. This time we have war in a well established country which was invaded by its imperialist neighbor.
With trump basically dropping international law and outright saying that he won't help Europe, this will expand into rest Europe unless Russia bankrupts or Europe finds a good deterrent (it doesn't have one now, because US won't help).
Conspiracy talk. Show me the proof. Or show me your bet on Polymarket that we will eventually find evidence.
Whatever you say. Awfully a lot of coincidences happens when trump is in power and all end up in his favor somehow.
Outside Moab and SLC (which are moderate), Utah is one of the reddest states in the union. From a despotic point of view, this makes no sense.
The goal is to have military everywhere, red states likely will be prioritized last, but remember that the military wasn't deployed to California or was deployed to Los Angeles. He isn't threatening to deploy to Illinois, but to Chicago.
Anyway this was an example, looks like he uses this event to go after the opposition.
We don't even know who the killer was but it is already framed that "radical left" is behind it.
That and Israel keeps escalating on the fuck around scale, inevitably heading toward the find out axis.
yeah but where are they?
I think it was an accident. He dropped the rifle and it accidentally shot Kirk
Both wrong. Staged. Fake. You're fools for believing it.
The blood shooting from Mr. Kirks neck alone was not good enough evidence to determine if the shooter hit what he was targeting. Great work FBI. At this rate, you'll soon be able to confirm the shooter used a gun.
TBF the laws in the USA are wack enough that the weapon might not fall under the definition of deadly weapon and therefore firearms related crime.
Better still:
Mr Kirk was on his "Prove me Wrong" tour.
And the assassin chose to prove Mr Kirk wrong in a way words couldn't.
However - If spending money can legally be protected as "free speech" in the US, then what other actions could be considered "free speech" and therefore is protected under the first amendment?
If Mr Kirk was openly asking to be proven wrong, then couldn't the assassins bullet be protected under free speech as a clear (but violent) answer to that question?
As a friend I'm saying it's time to drop out of law school.
The MAGA appointed judge that's doing absolutely everything chat gpt suggests might be buying that argument, you never can tell.
Not in law school 😂
But as an American, how is money coming from a political donation legally protected free speech?
Since I'm not a lawyer, and I assume you are, please walk me through how that concept, legally, makes more sense than a bullet coming from a gun being considered free speech in a "Prove me Wrong" tour about gun violence.
Honestly, no antogonization intended, I would earnestly love to hear an actual lawyers take on the differences between these two concepts.
Because from my perspective: both are genuinely poorly reasoned when it comes to the first amendment and free speech, yet one is actually legal.
Would love to know why that is.
What was the theory before? Crime of passion, gun and run?
Like he just had a "say what again" moment to that bullshit Kirk was saying on stage?
“Let me just clean my rifle on the roof of this school building, what could go… OH FUCK!”
What if the gunman was Kirk's estranged gay lover? That's my theory
The more likely explanation is that it was the ghost of John Wilkes Booth.
My theory is that trump literally sacrificed him for several reasons.
- Shore up the base who was being lost due to Epstein/bankruptcy by giving a clear enemy (the left, who definitely did this, because they are mean)
- Cause a massive distraction to the Epstein files
- Give ample cover to crack down on political enemies with ease
- Get rid of Charlie Kirk. I mean what a d-bag. No one liked him.
It is amazing that Trump sacrifices his personal Joseph Göbbels just to distract from the Epstein files.
I'm no expert, but if you hit someone, it means you targeted them.
Can we stark calling the shooter Mario? I wish he had a better escape plan like a janitor outfit and beard
Honestly, it would be some pretty funny shit if he got hit by a random bullet someone shot into the air from like a mile or so.
So Trump's gonna send NG troops to Utah right? The crime in these red states is really out of control.
For real. One dork gets beat up in DC, and here comes martial law.
I'm getting shit for not crying my face off meanwhile the FBI making dad jokes!?
Geniuses ... guy who called for violence against people, wanted to deny people's rights, making fun of their misery, downplaying deaths of other people, publicly mocking others in distress and making millions of dollars off it all ... and doing it all on a daily basis on national platforms with a following of millions .... FBI suddenly thinks that people might want to kill this person.



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