The Hard Times isn't pulling any punches today.

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[–] 141 points 1 year ago (3 children)

At press time, California Governor Gavin Newsom condemned the shooting because he was hoping to have Kirk back as a guest on his podcast next week.

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (4 children)
  • [–] [S] 81 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    I was kinda shocked that they:

    • got it out so quickly
    • went that hard
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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago
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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Any other good archive, not reCAPTCHA'd?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I did not have a recaptcha there, very interesting. Try, https://web.archive.org/web/20250910200125/https://thehardtimes.net/culture/anti-vaxxer-finally-gets-shot/

    And here is the actual article, very short.

    OREM, Utah — Conservative activist and noted anti-vaxxer Charlie Kirk finally received a shot while delivering a speech in front of brainwashed students at Utah Valley University earlier today, sources confirmed.

    “He was on stage talking about gang violence when all of a sudden his head jerked around and he fell to the floor. I knew immediately it was because of the nanobots in the mRNA vaccines,” said Turning Point USA member Eli Jennings. “There is no way a beautiful American bullet that is worshipped in the U.S. Constitution would do something like this to Charlie. This is obviously the work of scientists who are trying to eradicate communicable diseases, and we will not forget.”

    At press time, California Governor Gavin Newsom condemned the shooting because he was hoping to have Kirk back as a guest on his podcast next week.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Thoughts and prayers.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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    That was fast!

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    please don't be tempted to pop that champagne folks, save it, you know why

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Day-um, The Hard Times is leveling up lately!

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  • Gotta love the hard times!

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  • Missed opportunity to make a pun about the flu shot

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    [–] 121 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Holy fuck, now that is a headline.

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  • [–] 81 points 1 year ago

    Some gun deaths are worth it in order to have Second Amendment

    - Charlie Kirk

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  • [–] [S] 74 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    It looks like they've unlisted (edit: now deleted) both this and Incompetent assassin misses largest head on planet - I'd guess because he died (whereas at time of publication it was "just" him being shot) and hey, fair enough I guess.

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  • [–] 172 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    At press time, California Governor Gavin Newsom condemned the shooting because he was hoping to have Kirk back as a guest on his podcast next week

    😙🤌

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  • [–] 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'm glad I found out about this from something with the same level of sympathy as I have towards this.

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    [–] 26 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    At the time I write this, it has been confirmed that he's now fully immunized against all disease.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Perfection.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    This is so good

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  • [+] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)
    [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Anti-vaxxer

    gets shot

    Ahhh, there it is.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Cured his terminal infection of scumbagidus

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  • Beautiful poetry.

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