Shall we conclude that Pete turned down Tucker's advances

Tucker thinks about gay sex more than most gay men.

Wait. This isn't the Onion?

Tucker, you need to learn to move on when your love interest won't go out with you.

I’ve met seemingly normal people who think Tucker Carlson is a real political commentator with good ideas.

Tucker’s a little curious.

I hope Pete calls Tucker’s bluff because I am extremely curious what specific knowledge the latter has about gay sex that the former can confirm.

"I'd need like ... specific details. Maybe even use my name in place of your partner... You'd have to draw some pictures too, or better yet take photos. Lots of photos."

Tucker’s wants sex with Buttigieg, adorable.

Is Tucker Carlson gatekeeping gayness?

Tucker Carlson is a little bitch.

Tucker, secretly gay, needs some advice on gay sex. Smart move fucker! No one sees through your cover.

Bro just wants to take notes.

Oh yeah? Well if you're so gay then why can't I suck your girthy dick?

-- Tucker "The Sucker (Throat Goat)" Carlson

Hey Tucker, you're a fake straight until you give me intimate details about your sexual life :3

So based upon the principles of them always projecting, I guess this means Tucker Carlson is fake straight.

So Carlson thinks he needs to take Pete for a test drive to verify his bona fides?

I doubt if Buttigieg would have an interest in such an ordeal.

That segment would be really, really popular given how puritanical and misogynistic their core audience is. Lots of fan boys re-watching that segment in the dark after the wife goes to bed.

lmao

He added that if he ever interviews Buttigieg, “I’m gonna ask him very specific questions about gay sex and see if he can even answer. I doubt he even knows. You’re not gay, dude. Stop.”

Wait, is tucker in the epstein files?

Tucker will of course be able to make these judgements from, uh, experiences he’s… had relayed to him from some of his friends, the good gays you know. Not those nasty gays, which are most of them. And it’ll be all good because he’ll proclaim no homo, which proves that he is straight

carlson's kgb handler: "become relevant again or internet show is cancelled, da?" (sweaty carlson proceeds to further debase himself for clicks)

"Where is it? How can I have some?"

Please, Daddy Carlson, show us what you know about doing a gay sex on someone.

Tucker: "So, say you and I were in bed, what, SPECIFICALLY, would you do... SPECIFICALLY. I mean leave nothing out."

Questions that only Tucker Carlson would know.

Tucker Carlson is a lizard person wearing a human skin. He should allow himself to be flayed on live TV to prove otherwise.

The only thing Tucker Carlson deserves is an inescapable pit of sewage to starve to death in.

Is that because Tucker would know?

You know I think Tucker would know what dick taste like better then Pete.

Sounds like Tucker wants some new gooning material.

https://imgur.com/dwight-has-serious-concern-about-gay-UiUJR

"He's talking about gay sex! This man can't be president! Think of the children!"

“Like, real slow. In a whisper, in a really up close and personal interview. Mmhmm.”

Tucker has claimed multiple times at least since last year that Pete is actually straight. All because of his Gay Producer seemingly being the decider of who is and isn't gay. I wouldn't be surprised if either the Producer is just pulling it out of his ass, or he heard Pete might have dated women before coming out in 2015 so just assumes that means he couldn't be gay. Cause obviously there's no such thing as being in denial. That Producer might be experiencing a real Gold Star Lesbian thought process.

Either way, Tucker only knows anything about sex as a gay person because he's had sex with that demon (obviously an incubus) that supposedly scratched him last year. They were love scratches.

Tucker is a Demon Fucker. Pass it on.

Tucker wants to bottom for ol Pete.

So moronic of Tucker.

Enquiring minds want to know, Tucker wants to tuck into that.

F Tucker!

But also, Dems shouldn't run Wall Street Pete...