What a sad, low energy, failing perade
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It is possible the poor weather kept many at home.
Right. Because I'm going to buy a ticket to DC, rent a hotel room, tell my friends I'm going... and then not go because it's raining.
Bone spurs in chief
Don't forget draft dodger
Yeah, how the fuck is the guy who dodged the draft for "bone spurs" trying to pretend he's all about our military?
The hand-selected troops he had in the backdrop of his speech the other day hooting and hollering was insane. Like, do they not realize he is using them as props, and that he'd send them into danger for no other reason than his fragile pride? They are nothing to him. This guy is literal, real-life Farquaad.

I like the "No Kings!" messaging, simple and pointed. We need a slogan that is short and sweet for the soldiers to use. Something that shows them they have agency in this.
This brings me joy.
Nothing is better than getting under his skin.
Organisers for Saturday’s parade said they were expecting “hundreds of thousands” to attend
Ah, bless 'em.
it's possible the poor weather kept them at home
It's also possible that's not the reason
It didn’t stop the protestors. Millions came out.
Confused boomers, whatcha gonna do.
"Uh, Captain or Sergeant or whatever you are? Where's the bus to the In-dinn casinos?"
Opens up Southern euphemism to standard English translation book
Yes I agree.
I pray that this was his last birthday he celebrates above ground.
I want him to live long enough to be in the 2028 GOP primaries (and the 2032, and 2036, and so on and so on ...,).
Monkey's Paw: His next birthday is spent underground because WW3 kicked off and he is in a nuclear bunker.
How about we just tell him it's happened, hasten him to a bunker, and then let him take to some guy via radio that lets him think he's one of the few survivors.
Hell, that'd be a good use for AI. Let it listen to his rambling and simulate a human response so nobody else needs to bother
If Trump becomes a mole person we are all doomed.
Hopefully he meets a peaceful end with an appropriate tie around his neck that shows how much people appreciate his life's works.
Or when his overly long tie gets sucked into the toilet on Air Force One while it’s struggling to evacuate a series of Mc Donalds shit pebbles. Preferably caught on tape and posted to TikTok.
That fat fuck will live into his mid-80s at least. We pay for an insane level of health care.
Imagine being such a hated coward that you're literally surrounded by the military, and still have to hide behind bullet proof glass

He's not going to risk one of his own taking more potshots at him again...
This is a joke, right?
Fragging used to be a thing.
Jesus H Christ, Someone teach Trump how to salute…
It's like this, right?

He can't be told anything. And that's before considering his capacity to learn.
Didn't they give Obama shit because he saluted even though he didn't go to the military?
For a man from hollywood he sure is bad at producing. Reagan was better at literally everything, where are our leaders!? Reagan was still a terrible leader…
The 'weather' kept people away. You mean the cold front of fascism that has been pouring in???
Someone should have recruited lots of obese men in army uniforms for the parade.
"May I see it?"
"... No."
Don't forget about how these fictional characters saying "sir" were big strong manly men with tears in their eyes.
Poor widdle guy got his ego bruised. Let’s make him some chicken soup.
Here in San Diego alone, we had more than 20,000 for No Kings. Pussolini's bigly parade allegedly drew 10,000, and most of them left early looking for a Chick-fil-A.
Not tossing a couple grenades into his pope box was a failing that our military may never live down.
Zero risk. Would have become a hero.
Trump is literally the dog in the burning house meme. This is fine.
I hope someone took a photo. $46million is a lot of our tax payer money to go to waste like that.
God, wouldn't that have been the perfect moment to turn all those tanks to point at the goldfish and minions in their glass bowl and quickly put an end to this mess? (yes I know it would start a new mess but still).
I think the location of that parade reviewing stand will make a great place to hang him upside down for public review.
It's just an open air catalog for Bibi to pick from. "Donald, I want that thing, two of the 6 wheel things, gimme a couple of the pointy cylinders with fins, and keep it coming!"
Meanwhile, Zelensky is furious at getting a busy signal when he calls Donald.
"About time we celebrated???" Wtf
Do the military want a parade for themselves? I bet they sure as fuck don't. This was all about you and your ego, fat-stain. Get bent.
Yeah I'm sure it was the weather. It feels like fascism's about to rain. Anyone's got an umbrella?
We can no longer agree on reality so MAGA maggots are probably saying this was the biggest best most successful parade ever and worth every penny….. So what if No Kings had a lot of people - Trunps gonna continue Trumping tomorrow and Americans aren’t stopping him.
wp:It's My Party (from the album wp:I'll Cry If I Want To).
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