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[–] 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He is fine they are just pretending there is a healthcare so everyone stops talking about the Epstein files.

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  • [–] 53 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    I'm on board with every conspiracy I hear.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Careful.. That kind of thing can lead to becoming a Republican..

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    i hear that trump is two horses in a trenchcoat trying to look human

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    He is actually half a centaur.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    how did they only get back half?

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  • Due to the hybridized physiology of centaurs they have separate sets of organs for the horse and human parts. Trump was a particularly inbred specimen where his entire front half was human rather than morphing into horse from the waist down.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Friendly reminder that Fetterman was always an asshole, the stroke didn't change anything

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Could Trump, theoretically, do enough good with the little post-stroke time he had left to cancel out the harm he's done over the course of his miserable life?

    And would it be enough to stop hating him?

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'm betting on micro stroke and some partial face paralysis. It was rumored he had micro strokes before. This time is visible so they have to hide his face for some time hoping he will get better.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'd settle for a Dave situation

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  • Fetterman was a silver spoon nepo baby who fooled people into thinking he was an every man with a hoodie and sandals. It was all a distraction and he was always rotten. I guess it’s more comforting for people to think he was ok till he had a stroke, rather than admitting he was always shit and fooled you

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    Ok I don't usually laugh at liberals shitting on Trump (mostly because theyre not usually funny and fail at critizing him well) but this is actually funny.

    I'm hearing many people saying that all we have to lose is our chains.

    Edit: Or my all time favorite: https://youtu.be/j2KQYP6XR28

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    It's all about class struggle. Not many people know this, can you believe that? A guy called Karl Marx said that, very smart cookie he was. I used to be on the side of the rich, but I'm switching sides. They call me working-class Trump.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    "This is stolen land. Finders keepers."

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