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[–] 20 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Careful.. That kind of thing can lead to becoming a Republican..

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    i hear that trump is two horses in a trenchcoat trying to look human

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    He is actually half a centaur.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    how did they only get back half?

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  • Due to the hybridized physiology of centaurs they have separate sets of organs for the horse and human parts. Trump was a particularly inbred specimen where his entire front half was human rather than morphing into horse from the waist down.

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