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[–] 188 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (11 children)

It ruins the joke.

- What is the problem with putting the punchline in the title?

- It ruins the joke.

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    Imagine being repetitive by repeating things

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    Imagine all the people sharin' all the world

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    Yamaha could be a stereo type, or an excavator, or a missile, or a dildo...

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    There must be more to life.

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  • [–] [S] 21 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    You could try Harman Kardon or Bang & Olufsen if you have the money.

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    That /r/funny

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    Twitter didn’t exist in the 80s.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    That's not his biological son. He married someone with low fidelity.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    I prefer "If it has no highs and no lows, it must be Bose".

    That being said, I respect that they put lots of research into their technology, esthetics, comfort, and build quality. Plus some of their stuff isn't horrible sounding, just don't use it for critical listening.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago

    "White men like earphones, Asian men like PlayStations, and African men like motorcycles"

    Nevermind Klipsch, Polk, or any other less ambiguous brands.

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    [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I hope you gave him some sound advice after.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    BOSE stands for

    Buy Other Stereo Equipment

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    no dad: surround, bi-amp and bookshelf are examples of stereo types

    also: punchline on the title? twice?

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    also: punchline on the title? twice?

    Not my idea and not something I would have been able to fix even IF I changed the title since I just crossposted someone else's post 🤷

    I nonetheless went ahead and changed the title of this post to something even worse. You're welcome.

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