top 9 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 33 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Yeah that's an IV bruise.

Old people always seem to bruise like that. But the question is... Why? I thought he was in "perfect health." People in "perfect health" don't need IVs.

  • source
  • hideshow 7 child comments
  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    I'm guessing that in the last few weeks, he hasn't been feeling well and they've been giving him IV hydration every night. Not sure about the weather, but I bet it's hot in DC.

    That picture they took of him yesterday and Vance saying that he'll take over if anything happens to Trump, leads me to believe something more serious happened in the last few days. Maybe a mini stroke or something?

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Wait did he get sick after meeting with Putin?

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    51 comments in c/politicalhumor@lemmy.world view that post
    [–] 41 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Blood thinners and other potential medical conditions + thinning aging skin can lead to easy bruising. Around the hands and bonier areas (joints, shins, areas of less cushion) commonly bruise like this just from bumping into a hard surface.

    I work with a hospice patient with liver cancer. Over the last couple months she's been developing bruises/purpura all over her body, some on the tops of her thighs just from resting a tray on her lap.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [+] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (14 children)
  • [+] 81 points 1 year ago (12 children)
  • [–] 57 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Knowing our luck all the preservatives he's eating from the fast food will make him immortal.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 9 child comments
  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Honestly, we shit on him for what he eats, but he's almost 80 and still going, so i dont think it's working very well. He already had an entire life that was longer than most people, sadly.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Turns out it was money the whole time!

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • it's working on me. i had a group of "friends" running a betting pool on when i would die that stopped being my friends when i outlived all their bets and asked to collect.

    granted it was pie and not fast food, but hey still here.

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago*

    Well besides healthcare there is also a small bit of reduced stress. He probably praises himself internally.

    "I never had to stress about paying my bills or working manual labor jobs my entire life so I physically age slower than 99% of the population and my back stays unhurt until age of 60."

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I doubt he’ll have the grace to do it with any speed, but this and the talk about getting into heaven and Vance being ready to take over sure are suggestive.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    Typically, the VP doesn't publicly talk about taking over for the President unless the possibility is significant, but this administration lacks anything approaching message discipline so who knows.

  • source
  • parent
  • load more comments (-1 replies)
    [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Motherfucker is starting to ooze out the evil through his skin

  • source
  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I wonder if he is on blood thinners?

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Cirrhosis. The orange finally makes sense

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    He gets darker and blacker, and darker and blacker.

  • source
  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    He has the Marvolo ring now? Motherfucker is going to resurrect Regan with the stone.

  • source
  • Deport him!

  • source
  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    He's got Reverse Vitiligo. Just like 'ol Uncle Ruckuss.

  • source
  • [+] 6 points 1 year ago (9 children)
  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    That's what happens when you're soul has decayed so far past dead that the necrotic void that has replaced it has expanded to the point of physiological manifestation. Once the saturation hits 100% he'll collapse into a micro-singularity and near instantaneously evaporate. The resulting radiation burst will be enough to give 1st degree burns to anyone standing within 10 meters.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    within 10 meters.

    Is that 15 football fields?

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Or 27 half giraffes, but yes.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    he played that alligator tooth game and lost

  • source
  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Looks like a green nurse tried to find a vein

  • source
  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    If you squint your eyes, it looks like Epstein's face

  • source
  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    He could be a member of the White Glove Society.

  • source
  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago
    [–] 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Ok peeps who do you think gave him the Black Spot? Elon?

  • source
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    the only people with the balls to squeeze back in his handshake game are Putain, Musk, Whitmer, Newsom, Mills, maybe a third of the european leadership, Modi, Xi, KJU, any competent phlebotomist could give him different instructions or cath sizing to prevent bruising and i "wonder why" they don't (or maybe he just ignores the instructions because he's SO SMRT), you know what, i'm starting to think pretty much everyone is starting to squeeze back hard and he's hurting his hand.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Probably from bashing his hands after talking to Putin

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment