We should place him next to Liz Truss’s cabbage and see which withers first

Honestly, we shit on him for what he eats, but he's almost 80 and still going, so i dont think it's working very well. He already had an entire life that was longer than most people, sadly.

it's working on me. i had a group of "friends" running a betting pool on when i would die that stopped being my friends when i outlived all their bets and asked to collect.

granted it was pie and not fast food, but hey still here.

The Coca-Cola and McDonald's is just his schtick. He doesn't eat that.