▲ 539 ▼ Something About White Gloves... (lemmy.dbzer0.com) submitted 1 year ago by miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/politicalhumor@lemmy.world 51 comments fedilink hide all child comments cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/52252198
[+] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (14 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source hideshow 14 child comments replies: [+] normanwall@lemmy.world 81 points 1 year ago (12 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] Quokka 57 points 1 year ago (9 children) Knowing our luck all the preservatives he's eating from the fast food will make him immortal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] Carvex@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago We should place him next to Liz Truss’s cabbage and see which withers first permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (4 children) Honestly, we shit on him for what he eats, but he's almost 80 and still going, so i dont think it's working very well. He already had an entire life that was longer than most people, sadly. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 year ago (3 children) Turns out it was money the whole time! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Zombie@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago (2 children) So like this? https://youtu.be/JaXAH3ISkXQ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago Lmao nailed it! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ratel@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago I knew exactly what this link was before clicking on it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago it's working on me. i had a group of "friends" running a betting pool on when i would die that stopped being my friends when i outlived all their bets and asked to collect. granted it was pie and not fast food, but hey still here. permalink fedilink source parent [–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 1 year ago (1 child) The Coca-Cola and McDonald's is just his schtick. He doesn't eat that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago he eats kfc like a real dick tater permalink fedilink source parent [–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago Being close to this all the time: yeah that's what it looks like to me too. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* Well besides healthcare there is also a small bit of reduced stress. He probably praises himself internally. "I never had to stress about paying my bills or working manual labor jobs my entire life so I physically age slower than 99% of the population and my back stays unhurt until age of 60." permalink fedilink source parent [–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 year ago (1 child) I doubt he’ll have the grace to do it with any speed, but this and the talk about getting into heaven and Vance being ready to take over sure are suggestive. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] TipRing@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago Typically, the VP doesn't publicly talk about taking over for the President unless the possibility is significant, but this administration lacks anything approaching message discipline so who knows. permalink fedilink source parent load more comments (-1 replies)
[+] normanwall@lemmy.world 81 points 1 year ago (12 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] Quokka 57 points 1 year ago (9 children) Knowing our luck all the preservatives he's eating from the fast food will make him immortal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] Carvex@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago We should place him next to Liz Truss’s cabbage and see which withers first permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (4 children) Honestly, we shit on him for what he eats, but he's almost 80 and still going, so i dont think it's working very well. He already had an entire life that was longer than most people, sadly. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 year ago (3 children) Turns out it was money the whole time! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Zombie@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago (2 children) So like this? https://youtu.be/JaXAH3ISkXQ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago Lmao nailed it! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ratel@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago I knew exactly what this link was before clicking on it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago it's working on me. i had a group of "friends" running a betting pool on when i would die that stopped being my friends when i outlived all their bets and asked to collect. granted it was pie and not fast food, but hey still here. permalink fedilink source parent [–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 1 year ago (1 child) The Coca-Cola and McDonald's is just his schtick. He doesn't eat that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago he eats kfc like a real dick tater permalink fedilink source parent [–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago Being close to this all the time: yeah that's what it looks like to me too. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* Well besides healthcare there is also a small bit of reduced stress. He probably praises himself internally. "I never had to stress about paying my bills or working manual labor jobs my entire life so I physically age slower than 99% of the population and my back stays unhurt until age of 60." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Quokka 57 points 1 year ago (9 children) Knowing our luck all the preservatives he's eating from the fast food will make him immortal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] Carvex@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago We should place him next to Liz Truss’s cabbage and see which withers first permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (4 children) Honestly, we shit on him for what he eats, but he's almost 80 and still going, so i dont think it's working very well. He already had an entire life that was longer than most people, sadly. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 year ago (3 children) Turns out it was money the whole time! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Zombie@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago (2 children) So like this? https://youtu.be/JaXAH3ISkXQ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago Lmao nailed it! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ratel@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago I knew exactly what this link was before clicking on it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago it's working on me. i had a group of "friends" running a betting pool on when i would die that stopped being my friends when i outlived all their bets and asked to collect. granted it was pie and not fast food, but hey still here. permalink fedilink source parent [–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 1 year ago (1 child) The Coca-Cola and McDonald's is just his schtick. He doesn't eat that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago he eats kfc like a real dick tater permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago We should place him next to Liz Truss’s cabbage and see which withers first permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (4 children) Honestly, we shit on him for what he eats, but he's almost 80 and still going, so i dont think it's working very well. He already had an entire life that was longer than most people, sadly. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 year ago (3 children) Turns out it was money the whole time! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Zombie@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago (2 children) So like this? https://youtu.be/JaXAH3ISkXQ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago Lmao nailed it! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ratel@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago I knew exactly what this link was before clicking on it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 year ago (3 children) Turns out it was money the whole time! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Zombie@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago (2 children) So like this? https://youtu.be/JaXAH3ISkXQ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago Lmao nailed it! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ratel@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago I knew exactly what this link was before clicking on it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago (2 children) So like this? https://youtu.be/JaXAH3ISkXQ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago Lmao nailed it! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ratel@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago I knew exactly what this link was before clicking on it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ratel@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago I knew exactly what this link was before clicking on it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago it's working on me. i had a group of "friends" running a betting pool on when i would die that stopped being my friends when i outlived all their bets and asked to collect. granted it was pie and not fast food, but hey still here. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 1 year ago (1 child) The Coca-Cola and McDonald's is just his schtick. He doesn't eat that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago he eats kfc like a real dick tater permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago he eats kfc like a real dick tater permalink fedilink source parent
[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago Being close to this all the time: yeah that's what it looks like to me too. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* Well besides healthcare there is also a small bit of reduced stress. He probably praises himself internally. "I never had to stress about paying my bills or working manual labor jobs my entire life so I physically age slower than 99% of the population and my back stays unhurt until age of 60." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 year ago (1 child) I doubt he’ll have the grace to do it with any speed, but this and the talk about getting into heaven and Vance being ready to take over sure are suggestive. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] TipRing@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago Typically, the VP doesn't publicly talk about taking over for the President unless the possibility is significant, but this administration lacks anything approaching message discipline so who knows. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago Typically, the VP doesn't publicly talk about taking over for the President unless the possibility is significant, but this administration lacks anything approaching message discipline so who knows. permalink fedilink source parent