▲ 539 ▼ Something About White Gloves... (lemmy.dbzer0.com) submitted 1 year ago by miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/politicalhumor@lemmy.world 51 comments fedilink hide all child comments cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/52252198
[+] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago (9 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] if_only@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (1 child) That's just an iv bruise. Could be anything. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago I got one kind of like that from just a botched blood draw for a physical. Not older or anything and only happened once (and it hurt for a few days), but hasn't since. It was higher up but I know people that do those from their hands. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago The infestation is beginning to leak. permalink fedilink source parent [–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago Thin skin bruises easily. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 1 year ago (4 children) That's what happens when you're soul has decayed so far past dead that the necrotic void that has replaced it has expanded to the point of physiological manifestation. Once the saturation hits 100% he'll collapse into a micro-singularity and near instantaneously evaporate. The resulting radiation burst will be enough to give 1st degree burns to anyone standing within 10 meters. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (3 children) within 10 meters. Is that 15 football fields? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children) Or 27 half giraffes, but yes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) Or 11,532 Big Macs. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago I saw one the other day where they measured something in Elmo's. Wtf? I don't have any idea how big Elmo is irl permalink fedilink source parent
[–] if_only@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (1 child) That's just an iv bruise. Could be anything. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago I got one kind of like that from just a botched blood draw for a physical. Not older or anything and only happened once (and it hurt for a few days), but hasn't since. It was higher up but I know people that do those from their hands. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago I got one kind of like that from just a botched blood draw for a physical. Not older or anything and only happened once (and it hurt for a few days), but hasn't since. It was higher up but I know people that do those from their hands. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago The infestation is beginning to leak. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago Thin skin bruises easily. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 1 year ago (4 children) That's what happens when you're soul has decayed so far past dead that the necrotic void that has replaced it has expanded to the point of physiological manifestation. Once the saturation hits 100% he'll collapse into a micro-singularity and near instantaneously evaporate. The resulting radiation burst will be enough to give 1st degree burns to anyone standing within 10 meters. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (3 children) within 10 meters. Is that 15 football fields? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children) Or 27 half giraffes, but yes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) Or 11,532 Big Macs. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago I saw one the other day where they measured something in Elmo's. Wtf? I don't have any idea how big Elmo is irl permalink fedilink source parent
[–] unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (3 children) within 10 meters. Is that 15 football fields? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children) Or 27 half giraffes, but yes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) Or 11,532 Big Macs. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago I saw one the other day where they measured something in Elmo's. Wtf? I don't have any idea how big Elmo is irl permalink fedilink source parent
[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children) Or 27 half giraffes, but yes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) Or 11,532 Big Macs. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago I saw one the other day where they measured something in Elmo's. Wtf? I don't have any idea how big Elmo is irl permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) Or 11,532 Big Macs. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago I saw one the other day where they measured something in Elmo's. Wtf? I don't have any idea how big Elmo is irl permalink fedilink source parent
[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago I saw one the other day where they measured something in Elmo's. Wtf? I don't have any idea how big Elmo is irl permalink fedilink source parent