This feels wrong. The question seems baited.

I like long girthy vegetables with some bumps on them.

Does that answer both questions?

That is a rather odd combination of questions...

Vegetables are great like anything if done well.

I'm a hetero, but even with quite the "sex drive" my sexuality could also be described as non-existent lol

Yes and yes

Yes and hetero.

Really not sure what kind of detailed answers you expect.

yes and somewhat fluid

No, I'm straight.

I like steamed broccoli, spinach or chard on a pastrami sandwich, I sauté vegetable medleys (some mix of: carrots, squash, onions, peppers spicy or not green, celery, mushrooms etc) in butter. I like cabbage in meals (such as egg rolls) though don't cook with it often.

The second half, I don't leave the house and nothing social available when I do

I wear baggy cargo shorts when cycling.

Yes.

Not vegetables related.

I'm a completely straight man. I like vegetables. But I don't like mint chocolate.

I have no data for this, so i'm just speculating wildly (and accepting this will be a unpopular conjecture):

Lemmas - Things I have data for

• Metabolic dysfunction is endemic in the population (96% westerners)
• Metabolic dysfunction impacts hormones, especially sex hormones
• Aromatase happens at elevated levels in metabolically compromised people
• This can manifest as man-boobs, love-handles, chin hair, etc
• Metabolic dysfunction is principally caused by diet.

Speculation - Things I have no data for

• There is probably some connection between sexuality and hormones
• There is probably some connection between sexuality and life-long diets

This means there might be a interesting correlation you could discover. However, I don't think anyone would fund this type of research, or publish it - it would cause controversy needlessly.

Seeing a population prefer vegetables doesn't speak to cause and effect, it could be a cultural appreciation for being healthy and vegetables are mostly seen as healthy by most groups.

Yes and purple tentacle monster.