I wish our corporation would get rid of the office365. the 2 FPS video presentation streaming is a joke.
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We're all done with Teams. But billionaires gotta make their bonuses so oh well, who needs to talk to anyone for work anyway, not like several thousand people used slack daily at our workplace or anything.
Maybe during the next wave of layoffs/layoffs-disguised-as-RTO/cuts/"we're not performing where we can be" will bring in a more useful messenger, like a python script that pipes text into /dev/null.
It doesn't say what they're replacing teams with
They go back to Skype for Business.
The linked article only mentions LibreOffice, Open-Xchange and Linux.
The following article mentions Libre Office Writer, Thunderbird, NextCloud as well as a later switch to Linux. That article explicitly says NextCloud will be used for chats, video conferences and file sharing.
handelblatt.de (German)
This official site mentions LibreOffice, Open-Xchange, NextCloud, cross-platform APIs, VoIP and a switch to Linux. It says that they generally want to use NextCloud for collaboration.
schleswig-holstein.de (German)
EDIT: TLDR: they switch to NextCloud Talk
Drop windows and office for linux/freebsd and libreoffice.
Process to update one excell cell....go to teams find the god dammed folder. Not that one! Double click the file. Fuck! It opened in teams! I hate this piece of shit! Close file. Right click open in desktop, or app or excel depending on if your teams in regular teams, sort of new teams, new teams, new teams with new logo on it, new new teams, or new, new new teams. OK finally! Opened! Click on the cell type your shit. Close file. Hold on, it didn't fucking save! Do it again its fine. Oh there's an unmerged change! Great notifications! Where the fuck is the in merged change? How do I merge the chan...fuck that close it. Go to teams, same folder double click on it make your change. Close file. Holy fucking retarded assholes! I hate Microsoft and their stupid fucking software that nobody checks apparently.
Now log in with your Microsoft account. No, the link was to your work email, you canโt log in with your personal email. Now youโve logged in with your personal account, youโll need to change to teams for workplaces. No, the new one. Iโm sorry, that link was for a different version of teams, your account is showing unusual activity. Weโre going to send a link to start the process of resetting your password.
We're setting things up for you... This will take a few seconds, Minutes. We're almost there.... Hours. Seconds! Days, 5 hours, 3 minutes and 27 seconds exactly, 15 days, 20 seconds. It's done. Oh yeah all your well organized windows are gone! But Here's a bunch of apps we can automatically open! And some random apps that we can open, would you like to restore these twenty files? We're pretty sure they are not old copies so you won't overwrite accidentally something important. Oh and here's our new browser! We are calling it.....wait for it....Edge New, Not Explorer XP2000!..... Login to it, Here's what's new! Say anything, do anything, smell humanly and our AI will use that data to show you what to purchase next!
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