Soooo, the Epstein file "dump" is actually an interview with Maxwell, and she was given (bribed with) partial release from prison for it. I knew they were going to distract us with something, but them knowing that we want him to naturally die wasn't on my bingo card.

This story encapsulates the Trump administration - more concerned with appearances than substance.

I agree. He’s covering an IV bruise.

I’m a woman and years ago some makeup artist had recommended a foundation shade that was a bit too light but I didn’t notice.

So one day wearing it, I walked into Sephora and this guy working there looked at me in horror and went “Oh honey…your face is a different shade from the rest of your body…”

I saw it then and changed things up. But seeing the picture in the article that’s immediately what I thought back to… “Oh honey…”

You’d think with those fuckloads of money he could afford an actual makeup artist. Then again, that would require paying someone to do their job.

I’m no makeup artist but this seems like it wants to be seen and talked about. I feel they could have made it less obvious if they wanted.

He’s been doing this for a while. Probably a big age spot or something similar that he is self-conscious and vain about. There was a similar article pointing this same spot out about 2-3 months ago.

But where them Epstein files at?

Is the color on the picture weird?

He doesn't look orange, he looks jaundiced.

He looks even shittier than usual. It's impressive, in a gawky sort of way.

Did he just grab some fucking house paint? It's a totally different colour.

That hat too. Lol.

What the fuck in Reddit dip shit is this news story this is not news This is a fucking distraction.

Any day now

Archive link because paywall - https://archive.ph/wlZWZ

That's a covered bandage.

Let’s get to the second act of the stupid circus.