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A picture of pickup trucks with tow hitches all backed in across a parking lot with the text “Imagine a foot pursuit through this minefield”

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[–] 123 points 1 year ago (15 children)

4x4 Off-Road

Has never seen anything but paved roads its entire life.

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  • [–] 70 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I’ve heard the phrase “pavement princess” used for such vehicles

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  • [–] 61 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I've been using "emotional support vehicle" lately.

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  • [–] 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    My buddy uses "gender affirming vehicle" all the time. 😆

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    can’t help but notice that most of those trunks are empty too

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    They're empty and almost every tow hitch is rusty. I think if they're used the rust would get knocked off and they'd be shiny, like the one back there. They literally just buy trucks to make themselves feel manly, I guess because they can't any other way. Then they never use it for any of the things they argue people need trucks for.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You’re backwards. The rusty ones are the ones getting used because the load and weight cause friction that takes the chrome coating off, exposing the underlying metal to the elements that cause rust.

    Normally you grease the ball to keep it from getting bad, but a lot of people don’t keep up with that part.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Because I fucking hated getting grease all over my hands, pants from accidental brushing, and just everywhere else. The rusty ball still works for more than 20 years, so I took the tradeoff.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Nah, they’re just Harbor Freight cheapo balls. All stainless balls are like $60, plated ones are like $20. It doesn’t take much for the plating to wear off from a trailer, and then there’s no stopping the rust.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'm no expert, but I'm not saying it's stop the rust, just rub it off. Rust is a thin layer on the outside, and it comes off really easily. I assume actually hooking up a trailer and using it on occasion would wear the rust off (for a little while). I could be totally wrong though.

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  • [–] 55 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Foot pursuit? This is clearly in America. They just gonna shoot your ass cuz the average cop wouldn't even fit in a corridor that narrow.

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  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    This picture irritates me so much

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    If this is the same picture I saw years ago. This is from a farm college. So they kinda need the toe hooks.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Most places it illegal to have them on when not in use. Most people leave them on as a form of crash protection, like in a parking lot.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Toe hooks huh... Must be some big feet....

    But even with or without hitches, their rear ends are intruding beyond their parking spots. I know that's also a challenge with these long ass trucks, but if it were a lot designed specifically for this demographic, it should have the spots appropriate.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Is it illegal to own a sedan there?

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  • [–] 66 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    Hate those fucken assholes. Pavement princess driving motherfuckers.

    It literally takes less than 30 seconds to bend down, pull the cotter clip, pull the pin, and toss the hitch end in the bed. Saves the shins and kneecaps of yourself and everyone else.

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I had an uncle that would quite literally do that and throw the hitch(es) into the bed of the truck every single time he walked through a parking lot. If he had to do that to multiple trucks before getting to the store so be it.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Good man.

    I do the same, but with bicycle lights that people have left on. I know how annoying it is to find your battery empty.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    Don't do that.

    Flashing tail light batteries last for many hours.

    Riders often leave them on just so you dont need to remember to turn them on again when you depart.

    Even if the battery did go flat, you're not stranded.

    I know you mean well but it might not be appreciated as much as you think.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    Hours is enough to empty them. If I see them parked in front of our house late in the evening, I don't think they're going to go out anymore today. It's far more likely that they forgot to turn them off than that they intentionally kept them on.

    Fortunately, they rarely flash, but burn continuously. I think the flashing ones are illegal here, and they can be super annoying.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Knew someone who deliberately left it out because they thought it would help mitigate someone nudging into their backend.

    To their credit, it actually worked once, someone got a hitch sized hole in their front bumper for a low speed collision.

    On the other hand, this person also kept banging their own shin on their tow hitch... But they thought it was worth it anyway...

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I got a hitch sized hole in my bumper because some asshole backed into my parked car and drove off.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    To this person's credit, they always seemed to take backing up seriously and slowly and kept quite a distance from everyone.. also very carefully parked as straight as possible, and never over any of the lines. Still since they only tow about once a week, it's kind of silly to have that hitch in all the time.

    Unlike another colleague who doesn't have a tow hitch, but always pushes his luck and has on occasion given a nudge to a parked car with his pickup, and never parks straight and usually parks over the middle lines...

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago

    My shins are already hurting by just looking at it.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    How are none of these in their spaces?

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Because it’s literally impossible for these assholes to fit their unnecessary behemoths into a real parking spot. The same people who own these complain about parking spots being small, parking garage ceilings being too low, and gas being too expensive. They act like it’s society’s fault. Fucking chuds

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    I was at a family party where this guy with the largest pickup I'd ever seen constantly complained about how expensive gas was and how it was Biden's fault. It quickly became apparent that he only drove the thing the hour drive back and forth from his office job. Truck looked like new despite being a couple years old, save for highway tire wear.

    Why on earth does he think we should all subsidize his absurd and impractical vehicle's fuel? And I'm sure he complains about entitled people on welfare.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    It's not, these guys just suck and they don't have the first clue how to actually operate their vehicles. I can fit my full sized truck into spaces just fine when I have occasion to drive it. They all think they're hot shit for having back-in parking "skills," too, while utterly failing to comprehend that all they've accomplished here is making it impossible to load anything into the bed. You know, like what trucks are for.

    (Postscript: So obviously, they're not planning on putting anything in the back. Which means they could have just as well all showed up on Vespas.)

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Yeah i was going to point this out. Its not just the hitches. All of these assholes have backed in, and deliberately gone in further than the boundary of the bay to minimise how far their nose overhangs the other end.

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  • Tie them together!

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Had to take the hitch off my little convertible. That motherfucker is a TRAP! You will never see it that low, never suspect it's there, then your shin is bleeding out.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    All of them are so proud of their back-in parking skills thinking that space is for them. Meanwhile handicapped and children have to walk in the way of them, ironically dodging the same trucks that are so tall that they can't be seen

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    This happens where I live and I keep wondering how crazy I would be to complain about it. The parking spots aren't long enough for trucks, so they back in and completely cover the sidewalk. I need to use mobility devices to get around and usually have to fight my way through the grass because there isn't enough room for my walker. I'm not looking forward to this fight when snow is on the ground

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Make a habit of removing their tow hitches so you can get past.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Note, do not steal them, just lay them on the ground under the truck so they can retrieve it. Reality is that they almost certainly won't look at all before leaving and never know where it went.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Tuck it under the windshield wiper like a parking ticket.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Nah that's extra effort that shouldn't be required, especially for anyone with mobility issues. Leaving it in is just asking for it to be stolen anyway. Just put it on the ground right under. Not stolen, just moved out of the way, and they'll inevitably not check and leave it behind. Probably never even notice until they try to use it to tow something again.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I get it, but what's the difference at that point? May as well just start collecting them. Once you get enough, sell em for scrap.

    Or you could just take the pin. On the odd chance one of these clowns might actually tow something, the towbar would come out when they pull away.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    The difference is effort. Just dropping it over the ground is the least effort to accomplish getting it out of the way to move by. And not going out of your way to put it someplace else. You aren't committing a crime in the process by stealing anything. And they're likely to not check and just leave it there anyway for a punishment later when they notice it missing.

    Taking the pin out means it's no longer secure, it could fall out on the highway, damaging an innocent vehicle following at a later date.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Leave a roll of danger tape on it with a few feet dangling. By the time they get down the road it'll be a lot more.
    Enviromentally terrible but it is a maximum asshole move. fuckem.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    If I've learned anything from decades of D&D, the answer is always "rooftop leaps and then drop from above". 🤌🏻

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    People who drive trucks who don't work in a profession that incentivizes them can all go to hell.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    What's with the towball being top and bottom?

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Different size for larger trailers over 3.5t. 50mm or 75mm typical use in Australia.

    2" or 3" ball in NA to my understanding. They rotate around.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    easy way to solve this.

    100 feet of chain, and 30 locks.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    And not a single dangling metallic ballsack on sight

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    What's with all the free trailer hitches?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    My first thought as well. Doubt any of these have locks. I don’t understand leaving it on. I travel on an RV and remove my hitch and store it as soon as the RV is disconnected.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    I had enough spacial awareness not to block a walkway when I towed but the reason to leave it on is because it can protect your car.

    Twice I had someone fail to break, and slam into the back of my car.

    Twice my car was fine, and twice the dickhead on the phone ended up with a tow hitch sized hole in the front of their car.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    My shins broke just looking at that

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Alright, which Deregulated Red Run Oblast is this?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Imagine having to rely on a wheelchair here.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Definitely don't buy a bunch of those big elastic bands for workouts and loop the cars together in pairs.

    As a non-alternative (i.e. don't do this either) the same pairings but with a thin rope with a self-tightening knot.

    It will break without any noticeable effort from the car, but will probably make a big bang.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Imagine trying to get a shopping cart through that. I imagine that's probably a Bass Pro Shops parking lot.

    Some evil part of me would be tempted to take some chain and knit those trailer hitches together all down the line.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    This is so ridiculous

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I cast "invisible tether".

    This is not an actual DnD spell, but I'm wishing into existence because fuck all of these people.

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