The use of the royal “we” seems to indicate otherwise…
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Trump isn’t a king the same way Augustus wasn’t a king—they became something even more extreme, while dressing themselves up in the shells of the republican institutions they destroyed.
The royal "we". Interesting.
Right? Real life once again proving to be shitty satire
Strange, he was the one to lable himself a king first, followed by the whitehouse...
https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/1892295984928993698

Ohhhh, look who’s trying to weasel out of his customary BEHEADING.
TACO lil removed
His reasoning as to not being a king is that he's trying to be a king and it's harder than he expected? Is the sword of damocles too scary for him??
Completely unrelated, but the band Sleep Token released a song title Damocles in their recent album, and it's great. The whole album and everything they release is great, but I am particularly fond of Damocles.
Damoclese is dope. Caramel hits hard in the feels for me. Just feel for Vessel.
I love the whole album. Caramel definitely has some weight to it. I don't know Even in Arcadia is better than Take me Back to Eden, but it's close if it's not.
C'mon guys...everyone knows he prefers, "God Emperor".
Hm, enormous corpulent worm? Maybe
Except that worm was Prescient. Trump has so far shown no sentience, let alone prescience.
Well, in this timeline, it's the Onion version of Dune.
ALL HAIL WEIRD AL
Hog Emperor of Maracas
Depleto III
The Lies Must Flow
buy the whole set
Wait wait wait
'Merica
'Merica Cult Figure
No More Children of 'Merica
Hog Emperor of 'Merica
Slaughterhouse: 'Merica
Worshippers of 'Merica
The Magat Jihad
'Merica: The Human Crusade (see what I did there, freaking brilliant)
'Merica: The Battle of Cleveland
Shoppers of 'Merica
Wormthings of 'Merica
(I haven't read the other books, I'm actually kind of surprised Brian kept going)
Instead of encasing himself in Sandtrout, he covers himself in a fake tan
"We are not a king. We are Venom!"
"Calm down folks, and I mean folks, there are no kings here. Just one, me! The best king with the very most words. Make my bank account Grat again and go fuck yourself! See you in the Golfclub losers. "
Not going to lie, I'm really irritated that his birthday falls on the exact date of this anniversary... He can have his birthday dictator worship and claim that's not what it's for and make us look "ungrateful to the army" for protesting it...
Might get lucky this year and cancel the military parade due to thinderstorms
One service member already died in training for the parade. I'm sure a few more aerial vehicle and crew won't bother him.
The entire Donald Trump arc is proof that God exists and wants to punish humanity.
Don't forget meth gnome and the world's oldest boy
I gotta ask, who is the Meth Gnome? Cause that's an awesome insult.
Not in real life but he plays one on TV
Can’t even read that shit hole with all the pop ups
What is with people not using the proper intenret protection thats standard nowadays? Get ublock origin.
Ublock doesn’t work on all phones homie
To be a king you need a kingdom.
America is a country.
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