I'm writing this whilst I'm burning

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[–] 151 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Of course. That's why it's called KDE Plasma and not KDE Liquid or KDE Gaseous

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    If Lemmy had awards, you would deserve one

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    To be fair, I still have this Lemmy award idea, with a twist. The pay goes to awardee's preferred open-source project as donation.

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  • [+] 81 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Trying to mine some Ethereum and accidentally ending up with with a shit-ton of hydrogen burning into helium

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  • [–] 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    So it runs on Java? πŸ€”

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  • [–] 56 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    At least swap usage is low.

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  • OP at their keyboard right now:

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Okay hear me out, we got nuclear fusion, now place some water in a massive tub on top of the pc.
    Create steam
    Spin turbines
    Generate electricity
    Send to another server
    Infinate power

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago*

    Ackshually this is well within the range of a Class F star, unlike our class G sun which is a bit cooler. This is getting cloe to the temperature of Procyon A which is noticeably whiter than the sun.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    I have the opposite problem.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Maybe your server could help cool off theirs.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    So I was curious and looked it up because I would have assumed that stars/suns are much hotter than that.

    https://www.nationalgeographic.com/adventure/article/110323-coldest-star-discovered-cup-coffee-brown-dwarf-hawaii-space-science

    Turns out the coldest star is 97Β°C at its surface. So I guess CPUs regularly reach (coldest) star temperature?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I guess technically. This makes me wonder what actually qualify as stars. Do neutron stars? Do black holes?

    UPDATE: By the definitions on wikipedia, miriam-webster dictionary and britanica, a brown dwarf this cold may not actually qualify to be a star. I will search further for astronomical definition.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Brown dwarfs are classified as substellar objects because they can't fuse hydrogen into helium and don't undergo the same lifecycle as stars. White dwarfs aren't stars either, they are stellar remnants that don't have enough mass to keep fusing heavier elements, usually stopping at carbon and oxygen.

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  • Congratulations to you and the motherboard.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Reapply thermal paste every 24h. It'll be fine.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Time to build a small Dyson Sphere.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Need to download more fan

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'm more triggered by the missing degree symbol Β° before C

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I've got a Dell R730, this is standard operating temperatures.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The steel of the case melted long ago... I guess the carpet is ruined.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    The power of the sun in the palm of my hand!

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Can't touch this

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Wow you did it! How much data to hit critical mass?

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  • …and converted to UltraSPARC?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It's because you have swap enabled and the server would rather just die in a fire.

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  • The server:

    Sun Fire

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Try to touch it

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    A weapon to surpass Metal Gear?!

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