When making grilled cheese, use a thin layer of mayo instead of butter for picture-perfect results. Might not be as good for breakfast toast, but would probably work fine. You can still add butter.
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Looks dry, I prefer those conveyor toasters, they give you those nice dark spots and edges while keeping the inside moist
This is how my inferior toasts look like

That warning... All recipes should have an expiration date similar to the food they create. I can support that cause.
if'n you don't know, Adrian Chiles has the most hilariously tepid column of all time
Toast or pan fry?
I don't know why it's so hard for toaster to toast evenly, but every toaster I've ever had is incapable of such even toasting.
I prefer a tad darker btw, little bit more caramelized.
They peaked. It's all downhill from here.
I appreciate the sacrifice to show us this beautiful toast, knowing that to wait and take a photo would render it cold and therefore bad toast.
That would just render it cold toast. Less pristine, but absolutely not bad
I've gotta be honest.. slightly cold toast that doesn't immediately absorb the butter is sort of right up my alley
What? How long does taking a photo take?
Since when has toast run on new car devaluation rates?
Results like this are much more achievable with fried slice. Might get fat tho.
God I love fried bread. Don't eat it cos it's about 4000 calories of pure fat but god it tastes good
What is fried slice?
Literally just a fried slice of bread. You know how good the bread gets in a cheese toastie? All crisp and buttery? You can do that even if cheese isn't involved.
A peanut butter and strawberry conserve sandwich fried in butter is one of those delicacies you can only really eat a few times in your life without turning into an elephant, but it's worth the risk.
On sight of the immaculate toast, I would turn to stone as my animating vis acknowledges it has completed its purpose in this form and moves on.
On a scale of 1 to Chong, how high are you?
downvote because it sucks
So you're the next who needs the reminder that not everything is a meme...
Edit: Ahh, there are the downvotes I'm used to...
Imagine gatekeeping memes

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