You might be joking, but I think you raise an excellent point.

I can see people voting for a sandwich hurling dude who wasn't afraid to confront armed fascists.

I watched the video... He did not think any of what was happening was funny. At all. This dude was deadly serious, and the only person on that street who was reacting properly to what was happening.

In DC? Good luck finding a jury to convict.

https://www.politico.com/2024-election/results/washington-dc/

That felony? Feeding a cop a succulant meal.

A felony eh? Was it assault with a deadly weapon?

You'll be lucky is anyone ever has that chance again.

First in line, suckas!

Thr article links to this video

He threw the hero they deserved, but not the one he needs to eat right now.

If both are felonies, why use a sandwich?

The real kicker is that we can tie this back to Harambe.

And the puritans of course

"So just like how WW1 was started, grandpa?"

But this all came about because after a government employee named Big Balls got beaten up by a pair of teenagers so the president, who was an orange criminal, sent office workers out to patrol the city in bullet proof vests.

"Some dude went rogue with a sub, then things escalated."

Agents will now be using Abrams tanks for raids to protect them from crispy bacon.

Assault with a breadly weapon

Though classified as an Assault Sandwich, AS-12 actually stands American Subs, the manufacturer

Submarine attack sandwich... thankfully wasn't a ballistic missile version.

It's clearly an attack sub. Likely with bootleg nuclear ordinance. Clearly terrorism!

That means next time use a real weapon, same charges !

That explains why the article described it as a "sub-style" sandwich although I think the quotes belonged around the word sandwich.

Its bread mayonnaise lettuce... and filler. There's not a good reason for keeping it. Also that bootlicker looked hungry from the video I saw.

Isn't this like the quintessential Nazi skit to a T?

"He sot it vas funny. Iz it funny now? Vy aren't you laffing?"

Also, to be fair to him, at no point in the video does he appear to think any of this is even remotely amusing.

Good luck with her brag about false charges. its not a felony level of endangerment. At the very worst an "officer" would have gotten mayo on his shirt, like he does at lunch every day anyway. Total clown show.

I looked didn’t see one his name is Sean Charles Dunn

Go fund me took his fundraiser down but I found one on give send go https://www.givesendgo.com/AntifaSandwich

Brake fluid dissolves a surprising amount of plastic and painted surfaces. Just an interesting factoid.

Fascists will never fight something they don't believe they won't win. They are pure cowards. That's where the authoritarian beliefs come from.

I've lived my whole life with GAD. I get panicked by the stupidest things. Fear is easy to see. Cowardice is blindingly obvious.

3 armed and armored cops ran after a guy who threw a sandwich at them. They literally have nothing to fear, except the off chance that others think they can throw food at cops too without retaliation. They must maintain the lie that they are powerful, and the moment that gets shattered, their whole world comes undone.

A bag of baby carrots would have definitely been less threatening.

The Hero Hurler, Submarine Slinger, Po' Boy Projector, Hoagie Heaver, Phili Flinger, Grinder Gatling, etc.

Мы должны начать использовать более опасные вещи