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[–] 43 points 1 year ago (6 children)

When our grandchildren ask what started the second american civil war, we'll have to say "so there was this guy with a submarine sandwich…"

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago*

    But this all came about because after a government employee named Big Balls got beaten up by a pair of teenagers so the president, who was an orange criminal, sent office workers out to patrol the city in bullet proof vests.

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