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[+] 116 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • [–] 111 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Those are such sweet cats, I got one of those boys and he's my little buddy.

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  • [–] 78 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    I've got a couple grey goobers

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  • [–] 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    omg it's literally the "just the two of us" cats

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  • [–] 56 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    They're probably all siblings haha

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I fully expect tomorrow's update to include a sixth and possibly seventh cat.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    there used to be more, but i took one home with me. sorry OOP.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It's a very large glitch in the matrix

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    I was adopted by a grey cat for a while. It was so calm and gentle. Good kitty. c:
    Didn't stick around long, sadly.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    It chose to live all its lives simultaneously.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This is getting out of hand. Now there are two five of them!

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    god I just want to sit in the middle of that crowd of cats and make kissy noises at them and have them occasionally acknowledge me and accept skritchies

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Damnit! Felix got into the replicator again!

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    One of mine has eye makeup but she hides in the shadows no problem

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Simulation ran out of skins for the NPCs

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    My outdoor/semi feral tuxie turned out to be two cats. Similar reaction.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    out behind the woodshed:

    catspeak: Look man, I'm tellin' ya, it'll work. Just go in the door and annoy them till they feed you. I'll go in 2 hours later and pretend it never happened.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I'd take it as a compliment that they chose your porch

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Story time!

    I had a grey tabby named Lucy. She was a wiz at sneaking out, and I would frequently get calls from neighbors and friends telling me she'd been spotted, and to come get her from under their house or out of their doghouse or whatever.

    Got a call one day, "hey, man, Lucy's over here, I tried to get her for you, but she's acting all mean"

    I went and got her, and sure as shit, she's being just hateful. She's normally sweet, but it's super hot outside, and the yard she was in had a dog and it might have freaked her out. So I take her home, and she hides. Over the next three days whenever she comes out of hiding she alternates between being my sweet little baby Lucy, to being the spawn of an ancient demon bent on the destruction of mankind (and their upholstery). Hissing, scratching, biting... Just weird and crazy.

    After about 3 days, I'm sitting in my mom's room and she's laying there in my lap, being so sweet. I'm telling my mom I think we need to take her to the vet because of the mood swings. We're actively calling to make the appointment for her when Lucy walks into the room and starts trying to shred the blankets.

    Lucy walked into the room.

    Lucy was laying in my lap.

    What the actual fuck.

    I had straight up kidnapped someone's cat.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

    Its called a standard issue cat! I have one of those! And she's the sweetest little thing.

    Edit: I thought a standard issue cat was any cat that you cant distinguish from other cats with similar patterns or colors.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Haha I am pretty sure it's used just for tabbies.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Which type of tabby, I mean I have one of each just in case.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    I have a grey cat and so does my friend. Is it common for grey cats to be incredibly docile and chill? Both of these cats have no problem with being picked up and smooched & cuddled & carried around like fluffy widdle beebees.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Our grey is incredibly docile and chill unless you're prey to her then she will dismember you and bring you inside as an offering to her giant clumsy odd looking cat-friends who obviously are incapable of hunting for themselves.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    That's specist! /s

    Every time I see an orange cat about the same weight as my old orange can it triggers a subconscious why do they have a picture of my cat reflex for a microsecond.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    When you accidentally insert cat.exe into the startup batch file and every morning a new one emerges...

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Now scatter freshly rubbed catnip and let 'em really vibe. Miss my cats vibing on freshly grown catnip. Good times had from all.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    i have an orange and a tuxedo girls, I think I should get a grey too. Are they very different from oranges and tuxedo?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    So, if Catception is supposed to be a joining of Inception and Cat, wouldn't that, instead, require a cat inside another cat inside of another cat, and etc? I don't see cats inside other cats, here!

    Retreats into HKEY_CURRENT_USER
    
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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    They're definitely littermates that stuck together

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    Must be getting ready to go shoot a movie or something, am I right?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Are we in the Catrix???

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