Frijoles Elonitos

It's the filling you use in a TACO

cant pull out musk?

Elon Cuck 🪑

I call him Mush, because autocorrect did that.

Like his cars (there's an autopilot joke there somewhere).

Elon Husk is a good one in general, but not contextually bthematic

I'm more confused about how there were still people who took him seriously

That's just basic substance abuse behavior. You get high...you go off about some stupid shit...you sober up, and regret going off about it. Wash, rinse, repeat.

No, he just regrets posting it. In that phrasing, it is still true, meaning the lie alternative is not relevant.

I don't know why anyone took him seriously before this.

"How can anyone take Elon seriously after this?"

*Posts on his platform helping him retain legitimacy*

Nacho

Not a consistent human obviously

MARS

Musk Always Resumes Simping

"Piece of shit Elon" really rolls off the tongue.

Drugged Out Nazi

Elon... Eloff.

You guys remember @GhislaneMaxwell from Reddit who was a mod/admin for /r/worldnews for years?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I like how this community keeps me up to date with everything Musk does

Musk’s only remaining fans are fully capable of rewriting their perception of reality to make him still their flawless genius Tony Stark. Same reason why car adverts are more aimed at making new car owners comfortable with their purchase than attracting new buyers.

Muskratting

No one human should have the outspoken power of this twit.

So far I've got Special K Flake, but it needs something.

Asks a user that is still for some reason using Elon's personal propaganda machine.

how can anyone take Elon seriously

$$$$ I think you know the answer $$$$

He's probably also in the Epstein files

They're both in the Epstein files.

He's not worthy of a personal title, he's just a typical Schrodinger's douchebag with more money to avoid the consequences.

In 8 years people won't remember any of this. They'll ask "Should I trust Elon Musk?" and their phone will answer with The Truth powered by Amazon AWS: Yes, you can trust Elon.

After the Thai cave rescue pedo accusations to the Brit, the scales fell off my eyes and I saw the dumb douche for the try hard douche he was. Never looked back.

He’s too busy fucking Stephen Miller’s wife to be consistent.

Donald Officially Gelded Elon.

ChamELON, he always changes himself to hide from danger and for predation on the lower classes.

How could anyone take him seriously BEFORE?

Sometimes he's Elon, and sometimes he's uolƎ.

How bout E.L.O.N. Elon Loves Overdoing Narcotics

Elon (empty) Husk

Or, just ignore him. Stop taking about him and his companies. Don't support his companies. Just starve him off the attention that he needs.

About all I got is Nazi Pancake or Flapjack Nazi

It's the second one. Of course he'll work with people like himself

Why not MACO? TACO and MACO. It rhymes and makes sense ya know (T for Trump, M for Musk)

Don TACO & the Ketamine Kid.

Nicknames are for petty people, Elon should get cancer and aids and ebola of his messed up dick and die while on fire.

I like the classic Elmo "Pedo Guy" Musk.

Is this a valid or fake screenshot? With Elon I can never tell. If it's real I wonder what Trump gave him and/or threatened him with

"Move fast and break down"

RotisseriElon

He may have gone one goose-step too far.

Leon Hitler should be deported back to South Africa and I hope Krasnov and him continue to sling shit at each other.