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[–] 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Help, I've been bitten by a poisonous snake"

pushes up glasses "I think you'll find that the snake is venomous, not poisonous"

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  • [+] 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)
  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    alligators are only found in the Americas.

    And China. Specifically the lower Yangtze River basin.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    That's a crocodile, they have pointy faces. Aligators are the ones with the wide snouts.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Crocodiles are the ones that eat full-grown adults.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I laugh when people think I should be scared of the alligators around here. Only time I've seen them, they were hauling ass away from me. :)

    No, not going to redneck into a lake full of 'em, but they're mostly wussies, like most other wild animals.

    Crocodiles? When I first took my Filipino wife kayaking on the local swamp, "Are the crocodiles here?" "Nah, no crocodiles."

    Crocs? Not fucking around with those boys.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Just say something like "big scaly pointy toothed thingy"

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  • I keep hearing that people “keep asking ai” when I google something it gives me an ai rundown I didn’t ask for. Am I being counted as the number of people who are “asking ai?” Cause I don’t think that’s fair

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I think one easy way to remember is if you're somewhere where either one resides, you'll know about it.

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