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[–] 65 points 1 year ago (9 children)
  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I think shants is correct. My friend and I refer to the shoe/tights combo worn by a lot of Star Trek aliens in OS and TNG as 'shights'.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Scots would find that hilarious, as I'm writing it I realised maybe you are yourself from scotland

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    [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    This guy has probably gotten laid more times than me. Just saying.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Only works if you're a show-er though

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    There's life hacks for that too...

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    He must be a fellow JoJo enjoyer.

    In part 6 jotaros pants are also his shoes

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    What kind of fucking savage wears shoes inside?

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    What's with the switching back and forth between "you" and "u"? Either one is fine but pick one and go with it.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Wait. Do Americans really wear shoes inside their homes? I kinda thought that was a meme like how gardening is illegal in New Zealand.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Why do I kinda want a pair

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    one knows that one must do it to another

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Aah yes, finally, the rizzler

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago* (9 children)

    Sent this to my friend who does the no shoes in the house thing. "Me, next time I come over." 🤣

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Do you actually wear shoes in your house?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    If I am entering or leaving, yeah.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Careful with underlying messages. One time I told a friend a certain song reminded me of him, but he took it the wrong way because of the lyrics when I actually meant that the rhythm fit their style. Hopefully your friend doesn't think you're crushing on them. 😂

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    "Alright hear me out: What if shoes were pants?"

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    This post is not about keeping shoes on

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 year ago

    Agreed, I once knew a few people who kept them on indoors and their floors looked as appetising as you'd imagine, especially the carpets.

    Maybe it's a way of accelerating natural selection. If you survive having direct skin contact with the carpet, you'd be the chosen one or something like that.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Congratulations. You're going to get to wear whatever pants or skirt she has at home that will fit you!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    you don't wash your ass, you don't take off your shoes inside... it's funny how this disgusting culture treats itself as civilized and other cultures as savages

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    This feels special...

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