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[–] 64 points 1 year ago

The worst thing she can say is no

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago

    We would still try if it were us, lets be honest.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago

    High stakes speed dating.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Do they know/care that some males might be into that?

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    The lesbian frog who has eaten 12 males just today:

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Let’s go girls

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    [–] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    If only human women did this with conservatives and tate bros

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    The incel, I mean male:

    "I still got inside her, bro."

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I don't understand the "drag off" part. They don't eat them where they found them? Why?

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    If you've ever had a small enclosure or terrarium pet you will oftentimes see them drag off bits of prey or food you give them to some preferred spot or hidey-hole, this is in their instinct to want to either stay hidden, comfortable, or with a good view to look out for rivals or predators.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    I laugh when I see a male banana spider on the creep. Can you imagine? It's trying to fuck a dragon and make a clean getaway. LOL, those dudes move slow.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    And I thought human dating was rough...

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    ...mum nature's a bitch...

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    But I just got switch 2!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    That Hors d'oeuvre Over There

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    So glad that I am not a frog.

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    [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    And then there's one poor little sexy frog who is totally into vore but all the ladys love him.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Frog vore? In my good Christian femcelmemes?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    The look on his face says he's over it anyway.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Oh-oh, here she comes
    Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up

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  • She was a frog Can I make it any more obvious 🎶

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Too lazy to fact check, but if this is true then this is hysterical.

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