Dude was wiping down his chair more often than his ass.
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I could understand if it smelled like swamp-ass (sweat) from sitting there too long, especially in a chair made of faux leather, but it shouldn't smell like poop.
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You know it smells bad when body-pillow comes alive to complain.
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TBH I don't know what that smell is but if it's related to sweat and ass fluid then cleaning should be fairly simple:
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Start with a 70% rubbing alcohol, set the chair on its side and soak then compress / scrub, this step should ensure no bacteria remains and that it dries very quickly for the next steps. You don't have to rinse alcohol, it evaporates quickly.
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Next we're going to try to counteract gastric and/or uric acids, which is to say hydrochloric acid, by scrubbing with washing soda. If you don't have access to washing soda then you can either use baking soda directly or turn the baking soda into washing soda by dehydrating it in the oven. Scrub with and rinse out the soda with water.
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Final step, to counter any other contaminants, rinse with some amount of acidic cleaner such as vinegar. This will also help remove any soda from the previous step. Rinse out all of the vinegar with water, it does not evaporate.
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Dry in a very warm place with lots of airflow.
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Wash your ass with soap.
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This makes me angry
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I also judge this guy.
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OP should ditch their imaginary girlfriend for another one less annoying.
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0% chance that guy didn’t shart on that chair.
I'l been sitting in the same (mesh) chair for >15yrs (Aeron) and have no such problem. That the OP's response to the GF's complaint is anger says more about them than they intend.
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He should do anal tightening exercises every other day to cut down on all that feces leaking out.
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Simple case of bad biology luck or bad diet, resulting in smelly farts, combined with not standing up. Switching to a mesh chair would do wonders.
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What in the holy mother of skidmarks is happenin here
how the fuck a chair smells like poop?! Is he siting there without pants? Did he poop his pants in thr chair?!
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Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.
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Okay semi unrelated question, but do mens gym showers usually smell like poop?
Because I recently got a fancy gym membership through my employer that allows me to go to basically any gym in the area, and so far the shower in the mixed gender sauna areas has always smelled like poop, while the showers in the woman's sauna and changing room haven't.
Might just be a weird coincidence, but it's been like 5 different gyms of different chains and I've been really bothered by it
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"girlfriend" Ha yeah right dude
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Every time I see this pop up, I'm reminded of this chair I saw once at my old place of employment.
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The real answer is to get a bidet, have a better diet with more fibers, be more thorough when cleaning yourself.
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