“My wife gave birth to our first child _today-“

Here is a list of all the things being an expert parent has taught me about business in the last ~12 hours.

Is that JD Vance and his new couch?

I didn't sleep well due to indigestion and this did not help.

I have read this like 10 times and I seriously have no clue if this dude is serious or is this satire?

This is satire lmao he portmanteau'd the words "content" and "entrepreneur" into "contrepreneur"

"content entrepreneur"?

It's pronounced "twat".

The only thing he definitely got right is that last bit about the new boss. The rest is too vague to call true, false, or even slightly useful.

"Every post is a diaper"

And OOP's is full of shit

Thanks for sharing, great insig

Bro...

WHAT.

Please tell me this is satire

The beginning is ugly. The remainder on its own would actually be funny if it's clear that it's not meant seriously.

I've never gotten worked up over the insane posts on this /c but I literally want to fistfight that dude.

I threw up in my mouth a little bit. I wanna punch this dude and dedicate my effort to his poor wife.