Oh where, oh where, has my YarraByte gone?

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[+] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)
  • [โ€“] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Experiment #2:

    Instead of lowering the strength of the pill, I took it at 5am instead so it should wear off shortly.

    Goodnight everyone โค๏ธ Here's to success hopefully.

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  • [โ€“] 11 points 1 year ago

    Hiya ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ everyone in my house is sick with a cold except for me (Elder not too bad but the others are coughing and miserable) so I have been busy. Also exceptionally busy at work. Now to curl up in bed, sort by "old" and see what you all have been up to!

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  • [โ€“] 11 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Off to the Bellarine today.

    Managed to convince ol' girl that she needs to go too. So perilously close to needing intervention because of weight, but having some moderate success with some pretty dense soups. No where near enough though. She's off to see another dietitian (3 different concurrent ones now) next week. Having to get these people up to date is tiring as it changes daily.

    Have to say it's pretty demoralising her cracking the shits blaming me for things all the time, and it's random. If something goes wrong (anything from hearing aids not fitting to buying the wrong sort of pastry), I'm first in the firing line. I can take it but it's painful to watch.

    The weird thing is that traditionally always been closer to ol' girl than ol' boy, now he's sitting there watching me cop all the shit in real time and he's confused on how to react lol. What used to happen if there was a disagreement (about banal shit), he'd crack it at me. Now everything is on its head and upside down it's very odd.

    Anyway will be good to knock over the last of the weeds down there. Won't be much of an escape but at least a change of scenery for a few days.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Cream or sour cream garnish on soup might add some more calories?

    Sorry to hear youโ€™re copping it, thatโ€™s not fair

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yea lots of cream and cheese going in. New soupmaker is turning out to be very good as it blends things down to a very smooth consistency very quickly. Also cutting the fat off anything I can find and chucking it in lol. Next step is to dump tasteless protein powder in as well and see if she notices. I don't really like doing that (putting stuff in people are unaware of) but any more weight loss she's looking at problems.

    In terms of copping it it's fine. Sort of to be expected I suppose.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 year ago

    Thereโ€™s a site called Bulk Nutrients that might have something. Also consider adding bacon grease.

    Itโ€™s not great. Sheโ€™s probably frustrated and scared, and malnutrition makes a person extremely shirty. I just hope she calms her farm

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  • [โ€“] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Sad: Realised this library book I've been procrastinating on reading can't be renewed any more and is due while I'm away. Have to drive quite a ways away to return it.

    Glad: realised I could borrow the same title from a different library system on the way back, and it's closer to home (they were all on loan last month).

    Sad: couldn't find my library card. Shit shit shit.

    Glad: library staff extremely helpful in getting me a barcode to use. Book borrowed and ready to read in detail on my holiday!

    Sad: well now it's late and traffic and gah. Will I run out of time to do everything tonight?

    Glad: oh wait I booked my flight for tomorrow late arvo, not midday like my brain thought. So I have plenty of time. Yey.

    Edit: extra glad: tax refund came in, yeehaw. I can safely enjoy my trip without worrying too much

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  • [โ€“] 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Finally had the inspection today, and after the REA left I realised that there was a condom wrapper on the floor next to the bed I missed.

    Why yes, private schoolboy lookin 16yo in dad's faux Hawes and Curtis suit, fake tan agent, I have sex.

    Unintentional power move ๐Ÿค˜

    (He actually was very nice, I just have a grudge against REAs lol)

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  • [โ€“] [S] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I considered it a good sign that my REA looks to be an actual adult. He was also nice to Mr Woof, even though Mr Woof was being a bit hysterical about the home invasion (he did calm down a bit after I picked him up, being the same height gives a dog a lot more confidence).

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 year ago

    Same. I prefer the lady agent who usually does the inspections - she has pets as well, and dresses rather casually for an agent, she's very down to earth and easy to approach.

    This guy looked the stereotypical private schoolboy fresh out of year 12, still has broccoli hair. Teenager in me was like "this guy is a bully" ๐Ÿ˜‚ he wasn't, just hard to trust guys who look like that I think! He was pleasant! But I still prefer the lady agent for sure.

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  • [โ€“] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Among the many disheartening situations humanity faces, our propulsion systems are woefully inadequate. That is annoying.

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • [โ€“] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I've made a Megathread on !rage@aussie.zone called Long Lost Aussie Bangers for anyone who wants to listen or contribute.

    Remember if we don't use and contribute to other communities we might lose them. Cheers ๐Ÿบ

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Indeed. Itโ€™s why I continue trying to tend the garden.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Mate, you do more than your fair share. Thank you.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Just changed over my electricity and gas providers now that the new rates apply. Much cheaper alternatives available after ridiculous hikes by current providers. I will cheers to my money savings! ๐Ÿบ

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 1 year ago

    Argh yes the periodic changeover of providers... That's top of the list of Admin Shit I'll Sort Out Once I'm Several Thousand Kilometres Away From It All. I actually like my current provider and will be using basically no energy until 6 Sep but I know I won't have the headspace to think about it when I get back, and why pay more per day for just connection rates?

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  • [โ€“] [S] 8 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    What's everyone looking forward to this weekend?

    I'm working nights, but am looking forward to a (hopefully) sunny afternoon dog walk and new sheets on the bed. Plus daytime snoozes with Mr Woof and Miss Meow are always cozy.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Dungeons & Dragons down at the pub on Sunday. Haven't met this mob before (except for one). Last time I played I was a Barbarian Hero! Which was a new departure for me. Wonder what the dice will roll up this time. Used to do this a lot way back when so watching the younguns learn to do without screens and still have fun is a bonus. Plus the booze of course. The dungeon master has a bit of a rep for exciting play so I'm looking forward to this.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Flying to WA!!!!!!!!!!! I am very, very ready to get out of here and see something different for a while

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Cheers everyone ๐Ÿบ

    *This post was brought to you by the chilly start this morning

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 1 year ago

    Welp. Iโ€™ve completely gone to town on the Rage thread if you need something to get drunk to. Thereโ€™s most probably something for everyone in there.

    Let it never be said that Melba doesnโ€™t deliver.

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  • [+] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)
  • [โ€“] [S] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Life manages to be both fleeting and surprisingly long at the same time. Never put off things like travel plans because of that sort of fear, if you do you will find you've wasted your whole life fretting about things that don't happen. It's better to be prepared to cancel a plan if necessary than to never make plans at all.

    In regards to the passport, your grandmother may be better off getting the full 10 years. She may not want to travel, but having identity documents can be very important and it can be a problem for older people when the documents have expired and they are not up to the trip to the post office to go through the renewal process. I've seen quite a few posts in the aged care groups I'm in from people struggling with bureaucracy because of this issue.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 1 year ago

    Also it's band camp Friday right now so support a band on there if you know an act that needs it

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 1 year ago

    I found another nice feature of the new marketing automation software compared to Marketing Cloud; it actually tells you who it doesn't send an email to.

    All email platforms have an internal suppression list of email addresses that have bounced too many times and aren't worth sending to. The new system actually tells you who is on the suppression list and didn't receive an email.

    In the old job I had to run a query of the send list against the original contact list to find the difference. They were doing a lot of billing changes at the time so they had to make sure everyone was contacted. The new system Just Works.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 1 year ago

    Melbcat is being absolutely adorable. She was being the little spoon, then was leaning her face into my heartbeat with her paw pillowed under her cheek, and is now facing me with her arms thrown over my shoulder.

    Itโ€™s the norm for her to be calm and affectionate and sheโ€™s more relaxed in her cuddling so I think sheโ€™s feeling a bit better.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 1 year ago

    it's a cold day and the sun is lovely ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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  • [โ€“] [S] 6 points 1 year ago

    I've just spent hours researching the work related travel rules and setting up a spreadsheet as a travel logbook. It appears that with a second hand vehicle I can just do whatever I like for the depreciation timeframe. It seems a bit mean to be picking a time after which I think Todd will be worthless.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 1 year ago

    Funny one, but realising I'm having a mutual break-up with my GP. He's suggested someone else who seems OK but is a bit far away from me. Time to do some research I guess!

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 1 year ago

    Lunch in the sun. Itโ€™s nice but the air still has a bite to it. Bring on 18 degrees on Sunday.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
    ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Smashed avocado on toast with poached eggs and sriracha and a coffee please chef.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 1 year ago

    My little trip to the shops to get Ugg boots for work and some food supplies aggrieved my little toe a bit.

    Minor weeping fluid after I got home to check it out. Nail even though it looks lifted isnโ€™t moving or shifting like it did the other day so thatโ€™s good news that it wonโ€™t detach by accident.

    Iโ€™m going to just put my feet up and rest for the next few days.

    Had to make the trip eventually but yeah.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 year ago (15 children)

    I hate texting Apple phone users because you don't know when they've read the message or not.

    What's something that makes you slightly angry?

    Then let it go and enjoy your weekend.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Using the terms "unalive" and "grape" to refer to suicide and rape, respectively. I get it, the social media platforms demonetise creators for using the actual terms, it just shits me up the wall.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Bad time to have a new iPhone hey lol

    I just got a work call an hour after I clocked off. Everyone in the company knows I clocked off. Then instead of โ€œcheers mateโ€ itโ€™s โ€œwhy didnโ€™t you see this earlierโ€

    BECAUSE I FUCKING CLOCKED OFF YOU CUNT.

    sorry.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Blue pens annoy me. Pens should be be black. Purple and green are also acceptable ink colours. But blue is wishy-washy.

    Unexpectedly blue pens make me slightly angry.

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  • Blue stands out on forms/documents done up in black ink and is easier to read and harder to fake. Black pen writing can be hard to read on such forms and is easy to fake. Purple is for wankers, green is just ... just .... not done! And don't get me started on red ink.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 year ago

    People that play loud music on the bus. Hey broccoli head, it's fucking Drake FFS it's not that good either musically, lyrically or anythingly. Klangphonics make better music with lawnmowers, pressure washers and random whitegoods. Get some headphones you twit.

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