Good luck 🤞🤞🤞

Antiques Roadshow would like a word.

Happy berfday! I hope there's cake.

Oh no! Where did the cat end up?

Today I have misused my executive power to put googly eyes on the shredder.

They all think I'm mad but are too polite to say so.

Rude.

Pilates tonight

New shoes that have just been delivered

Crumpets for work lunch in the new toaster. This was previously a toaster-free workplace, so strange.

Roast potatoes

A free weekend.

Today I played mini golf in the Flinders St ballroom. It was very cool. Super arty mini golf- for one hole, you put on animal tails and use the tail as your golf club. Very fun.

It's running for another month or so.

Oh yep. She's bananas.

Hit up Aboulaban in Edwardes St for amazing baklava.

Apparently some licensing stuff she doesn't trust me with. Which she's no longer authorised to do and which isn't her problem.

Honestly, she's retired, I get that change is hard, but she needs a hobby or something. Move on. Read a book.

My predecessor at work has cracked the shits because I wouldn't let her "just log on and do a few quick things". Sweetheart, you don't work here anymore. And your bookmarks and passwords aren't magically still saved in the computer.