Your move, The Satanic Temple.

Hail satan, and have a lovely day, madame.

Unfortunately Trump's parents didn't re-think aborting Trump.

Epstein

"Your desires to be seen as a good Christian seem to be causing you misery. I must encourage you to abandon them for the 8 fold path"

Start recruiting new Satanists in front of your most pearl-clutching coworkers

It's time you government drones learned about Sithrak, the angry insane god who tortures everyone forever no matter who you are or what you did.

Yeah, we all think your jokes about your made up religion are funny... But keep in mind, this will not apply to all religions, nor was it ever meant to.

I mean, you have to realize that by now, right?

Pastafarianism is going to grow.

I think he should rethink not releasing the Epstein files

Hail Satan!

Also when the federal employee is Muslim? Or is it just Christians and Mormons who will be allowed to do so?

Let me introduce you to my new religion: Epsteinism. It's mainly not letting anyone forget about this ever no matter what shit gets kicked up to distract us from the fact that Trump is on the list.

I rethought the religion I was born into and I left it.

I’m going to claim some stand your ground shit If’n someone wants to”share”with me.

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

By the nine! The emperor has brought back Talos worship!

Go to hell.

We must all labor for Roko's Basilisk.