That cartoon version of the old man kills me every time.

Seagulls: 2,047,7998, Humans: 1

Once saw a seagull casually walk up to a pigeon like it was going to walk past it and just snap it's fucking neck.

Not only is he cruel, he is actually participating in making more powerful Seagulls, the surviving seagulls will be the ones that can steal chips and survive being thrown at a wall. Beware the terminator seagull soon attacking your chips, the walls will not survive!

Labour's weak attitude to immigration is to blame here just letting these thieves just fly into the country!

Humans:

• Takes all the fish for themselves
• has bussiness dump to birds perfectly edible but to humans not commercially pretty enough fish bits in the trash.
• builds apartments on the gulls original habitat

“wHy Do ThESe SEaguLl KeEP STEalinG FrOm Us”

I also grew up at the coast and yes they are a menace. But as the saying goes fuck around, find out.

Imagine if we restored and maintained the habitat and did a daily collection of fish waste to dump near that habitat.

as someone who's had their food stolen by a seagull a few times i once found myself in a fit of petty rage googling "can i kill a seagull" and the answer is no, like legally you cannot, they're protected birds

I love these guys. Just look at them

• shoplift & demolish a bag of chips
• shoplift a sandwich
• hover over a sightseer to snatch a bite of ice cream
• wait from a regular spot to swipe from a pedestrian.

I grew up by the sea and seagulls can fuck right off. Ones where I was learned to shit on you and your food from above so you would put it in the bin, then they'd raid the bin and eat the shit covered food.

A near-lifetime around these fuckers gives me some sympathy for this guy. Not a lot, but some.

Most are the hunted, some are the hunter.

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They may be aggressive flying pests but this guy is a fucking psycho.

That's crazy behavior honestly. Don't let that guy have access to kids, they wouldn't make it long.

If you hurt animals, you suck.

You mean the sky rats???? Fuck em. Get em Brit bong

Bahaha I fully support his actions. Fucking prick seagull fucked around and found out.

As an aussie who has had many foods taken by birds including a fucking eagle that stole my burger out of my hands, this is some sociopath shit

Just wait until it's the Ibis.

Those fuckers can steal a chip with range.