It’s more a surprise than anything

I imagine it would take a great deal of both mental and physical fortitude in order to curl one out whilst standing tall.

I was sick when I was like 9 while sitting on the toilet. The sink was too far away, there was no trash can in sight, and the toilet was in use by my ass. I threw up half digested Chef Boyardee ravioli on the floor. Mfw -> :(

You rip the bag out of the trashcan and youre good to go. Been there many times.

pissing while pissing

I think it's more of a pisstake

you can see the autistic vibrations in the pee stream

A-B-S. A-always, B-be, S-shitting. Always be shitting! Always be shitting!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention -- do I have your attention? Interest -- are you interested? I know you are because it's shit or walk. You shit or you hit the bricks! Decision -- have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the turtlehead comin' out; you think they came out to take a look around? Guy doesn't sit on the toilet unless he wants to shit. Sitting there waiting to deliver the goods! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? (to Moss) What's the problem pal?

Unless you do it while farting😧

Scrolling during an in person meeting. My God this one tested me 🤣.

Your body took a screenshot

Brother you've got my upvote

why not all 3, pooping farting and pissing.

I don’t please explain

No, add these as new dimensions and make it a matrix so we can have pissing while shitting while cumming while dying

And sneezing. Have you ever sneeze-sharted? Worst feeling ever

it's all smiles so long as you're sitting on the toilet, anything involving shitting is never smiles if you're not on the toilet

Oh man, I used to get gastroenteritis every few weeks before I found out what was causing it.
Gastro was horrible. When the astonishingly painful cramps hit you you didn't know which way the 'projectiles' were evacuating from until the very last second.

Unfortunately the toilet in my house at that time was in a separate room as the sink and bath. Which meant if I needed to throw up I'd either have to do it in the horrible diarrhea covered toilet or just throw up on the floor.
Decisions decisions.
On the really bad episodes I would just sit in the bath for hours on end so I could turn the shower on to wash the puke and/or shit away.

Fortunately I haven't had an episode in twenty years now.

are you imagining this woman pees standing up..?

This chart is for sitting to pee.

There is literally nothing to fix